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Re: Who’s the wise ass?

Posted: Sun Nov 25, 2018 7:57 pm
by Alexander (imported)
Tiptoeing, hm … lol. Ignorant of temperatures , it is very simple when you enter the shower, the tube, you sense.. the skin.. recognizes… it s either too hot or too Cold.. blue or red.. you get goosebumps, a burn or a heart attack. lol.

Christ said "be not lukewarm".

But in reallity…

"ist the safest".

Do you believe in magic ? in God ? In Lust ? Sin ?

Ist all a Lie.

Written black on White. Theory.

Practice. Dip your Toe ( or whatever Body part ) … and find out.

Cheers.

truth hurts. Sometimes so much that it is "unbelievable".

In the meantime I … Play with my new Laptop ( one of These Windows ten convertible touch Things ) instead with my dick.

diversity, obscurity, thrive.. try.. to .. beat the Clock.. find the numbers..lines..

Patience is everything.. Patience.. and.. "the Right angle.. Degree.. viewpoint.. side.. "

Oh Boy..

One foot in the graveyard or one on safe Ground.. In the air or on the earth..

Thoughts fly .. roam freely..

Exchange.. is a Email Server System.

Unneccessary. IMAP and POP are handled locally by the Client. Which is built into said nifty new operating System.

Who operates me ?

Soul,Ghost, "me", "i", "you" ?

"To believe and to know are two very different Things. Once you know, you no longer belief. As Long as you belief, you dont know" - said a wise man..

Sleep well.

And dont soak those speedos too much. Neither by ejaculating nor by wearing them in shower. Get naked, get bare, real.

Shame is "outdated". Like Windows 7.

Why do I suddenly want my ass to be spanked or Dream About being tortured with Waterboarding in a camp like Gitmo..

Guess I am totally perverted, Twisted, insane.

Need to surf the net and find out.

In the mean time ..

Coalminers daughter.. Silvias Mother.. Working on the chaingang.. some good Songs..

I can see it coming…

Poor Phil.. Too much Drinks will kill you.

He knows it.

You too.

I do.

If you had the luck of the irish..

Lenono 72

4 leafs a clover , 4 directions, angles, angels, letters.

Do you know ?

I do.

Do I care ?

A bit.

Night ;)

Re: Who’s the wise ass?

Posted: Sun Nov 25, 2018 8:12 pm
by rogerwpbfl (imported)
Alexander (imported) wrote: Sun Nov 25, 2018 7:57 pm Tiptoeing, hm … lol. Ignorant of temperatures , it is very simple when you enter the shower, the tube, you sense.. the skin.. recognizes… it s either too hot or too Cold.. blue or red.. you get goosebumps, a burn or a heart attack. lol.

Christ said "be not lukewarm".

But in reallity…

"ist the safest".

Do you believe in magic ? in God ? In Lust ? Sin ?

Ist all a Lie.

Written black on White. Theory.

Practice. Dip your Toe ( or whatever Body part ) … and find out.

Cheers.

truth hurts. Sometimes so much that it is "unbelievable".

In the meantime I … Play with my new Laptop ( one of These Windows ten convertible touch Things ) instead with my dick.

diversity, obscurity, thrive.. try.. to .. beat the Clock.. find the numbers..lines..

Patience is everything.. Patience.. and.. "the Right angle.. Degree.. viewpoint.. side.. "

Oh Boy..

One foot in the graveyard or one on safe Ground.. In the air or on the earth..

Thoughts fly .. roam freely..

Exchange.. is a Email Server System.

Unneccessary. IMAP and POP are handled locally by the Client. Which is built into said nifty new operating System.

Who operates me ?

Soul,Ghost, "me", "i", "you" ?

"To believe and to know are two very different Things. Once you know, you no longer belief. As Long as you belief, you dont know" - said a wise man..

Sleep well.

And dont soak those speedos too much. Neither by ejaculating nor by wearing them in shower. Get naked, get bare, real.

Shame is "outdated". Like Windows 7.

Why do I suddenly want my ass to be spanked or Dream About being tortured with Waterboarding in a camp like Gitmo..

Guess I am totally perverted, Twisted, insane.

Need to surf the net and find out.

In the mean time ..

Coalminers daughter.. Silvias Mother.. Working on the chaingang.. some good Songs..

I can see it coming…

Poor Phil.. Too much Drinks will kill you.

He knows it.

You too.

I do.

If you had the luck of the irish..

Lenono 72

4 leafs a clover , 4 directions, angles, angels, letters.

Do you know ?

I do.

Do I care ?

A bit.

Night ;)

You’re at an entire different level than me my dude. I don’t understand anything you wrote except not to spooge these new Speedo’s.

Re: Who’s the wise ass?

Posted: Sun Nov 25, 2018 8:16 pm
by cutnbulls2ox (imported)
Hey some big spooge stains on that white will never wash out. Kind of customizes them for you huh ? Lol.

Re: Who’s the wise ass?

Posted: Sun Nov 25, 2018 8:33 pm
by Wolf-Pup (imported)
rogerwpbfl (imported) wrote: Sun Nov 25, 2018 8:12 pm You’re at an entire different level than me my dude. I don’t understand anything you wrote except not to spooge these new Speedo’s.

Maybe he gets paid by the letter? :) I didn't get it either LOL

Re: Who’s the wise ass?

Posted: Sun Nov 25, 2018 8:58 pm
by TopManFL (imported)
rogerwpbfl (imported) wrote: Sun Nov 25, 2018 4:35 pm Just got home from 2 mad shifts at A&F for Black Friday and find two white Speedo
’s at my apartment door. Don’
rogerwpbfl (imported) wrote: Sun Nov 25, 2018 4:35 pm t think anyone from EA has my address but not sure where else to begin looking for the anonymous Santa...

Rog,

First, it wasn't me. Would I send you white speedos? Only if the "modesty panel" in the front were cut out. Also, I have no idea where you live.

Now for the detective work. Were they delivered by USPS, FedEx, UPS or hand delivered. Hand delivered means it's someone very close, a shipping company means it could be anyone and that there should be an order number.

Did you have an Amazon wish list at any point that had those items on them? Maybe from a while back? Someone could have used that.

There are about 6 billion people on the planet and I know it wasn't me, you or you mom. So, let the search begin.

Check the paperwork inside the envelope or box. Sometimes there's a "note" typed at the bottom. I've sent things to people and included a note that they didn't read because it was just printed on the packing slip.

In any event, keep us posted. Hope you had a good Turkey Day.

Re: Who’s the wise ass?

Posted: Sun Nov 25, 2018 10:34 pm
by cutnbulls2ox (imported)
Haha, if his mom didn t want him on the swim team for being so obviously over endowed, she ll really freak if he wears his new see thru speedos anywhere in her view lol !

Maybe your dad sent them to show off his pride in his studly sons gifted anatomy ? And to piss off his prudish wife for not celebrating having such a virile son. Maybe her hearing the other mother s lustful comments about her son s champ penis is what soured her on him being on the swim team, too many horny women talking about him in the bleachers at swim meets got her nervous for his virginity and his innocence.

Re: Who’s the wise ass?

Posted: Mon Nov 26, 2018 6:09 am
by rogerwpbfl (imported)
cutnbulls2ox (imported) wrote: Sun Nov 25, 2018 10:34 pm Haha, if his mom didn t want him on the swim team for being so obviously over endowed, she ll really freak if he wears his new see thru speedos anywhere in her view lol !

Maybe your dad sent them to show off his pride in his studly sons gifted anatomy ? And to piss off his prudish wife for not celebrating having such a virile son. Maybe her hearing the other mother s lustful comments about her son s champ penis is what soured her on him being on the swim team, too many horny women talking about him in the bleachers at swim meets got her nervous for his virginity and his innocence.

They're my size and they "fit" although they're as snug as skin.

My Dad giving me those would be too strange to think about and I'd have to burn them. Mom did not go to a lot of my meets. I dunno who dropped them at my door. They were wrapped and sitting there. No labels and no note. I'm not even sure they were for me. It's such a random thing. I guess if they were meant for me, it's from someone who likes breakfast because you can clearly make out one oversize sausage and two large eggs. :O

Re: Who’s the wise ass?

Posted: Mon Nov 26, 2018 10:16 am
by cutnbulls2ox (imported)
Sounds like a generous secret admirer who estimated your size like a tailor from afar. I m sure the fit was intentional to get the desired transparent effect when wet. A big compliment and no way it got randomly to your door with you being such a speedo jock. The chances of a coincidence of you getting any speedos delivered to you by mistake are too slim to be realistic. So, you should enjoy wearing them in good health and see who stares the most when you proudly climb out of the pool just barely legal in all your glory lol. Its nice they dropped them off on Thanksgiving too. Someone is thankful for your generous breakfast showing of extra oversized sausage and two large eggs on public display lol.

Re: Who’s the wise ass?

Posted: Mon Nov 26, 2018 11:19 am
by cutnbulls2ox (imported)
rogerwpbfl (imported) wrote: Mon Nov 26, 2018 6:09 am They're my size and they "fit" although they're as snug as skin.

My Dad giving me those would be too strange to think about and I'd have to burn them. Mom did not go to a lot of my meets. I dunno who dropped them at my door. They were wrapped and sitting there. No labels and no note. I'm not even sure they were for me. It's such a random thing. I guess if they were meant for me, it's from someone who likes breakfast because you can clearly make out one oversize sausage and two large eggs. :O

If I had a son, and if he was hung so big, I d be bragging to everyone I know about his prize winning anatomy. I think most dads would be rightly proud to show off and brag about siring a son with a huge dick.

I ve sure heard other men proudly bragging about their son s big dicks, balls, muscles, grades, and nearly every admirable physical attribute. Lots of men eagerly brag up their friends physical blessings to everyone. I think parents have the most right to brag up their kids. I d be sitting in the bleachers at your swim meets as your mom and dad and proudly overhearing everyone s comments on your obvious torpedo cock and saying, " Hell yeah, that s my boy hanging big out there ! "

Re: Who’s the wise ass?

Posted: Mon Nov 26, 2018 11:39 am
by rogerwpbfl (imported)
cutnbulls2ox (imported) wrote: Mon Nov 26, 2018 11:19 am If I had a son, and if he was hung so big, I d be bragging to everyone I know about his prize winning anatomy. I think most dads would be rightly proud to show off and brag about siring a son with a huge dick.

I ve sure heard other men proudly bragging about their son s big dicks, balls, muscles, grades, and nearly every admirable physical attribute. Lots of men eagerly brag up their friends physical blessings to everyone. I think parents have the most right to brag up their kids. I d be sitting in the bleachers at your swim meets as your mom and dad and proudly overhearing everyone s comments on your obvious torpedo cock and saying, " Hell yeah, that s my boy hanging big out there ! "

:D thx @cutnbulls2ox! “Torpedo cock”... Hahaha! That’s a new one. A teammate’s older brother was visiting from college and asked me why I don’t slit a big hole in the bottom of my speedo, feed my cock thru it and use it as a rudder. I remember blushing at his suggestion while he just kept staring. It was cool to get the recognition from a college stud.