ambiguous (imported) wrote: Mon Jul 11, 2016 8:25 am There is another thing to include it this kit.

In the UK and probably the same for the states the next of kin has to be informed for any ER incidents.

So this kit would have to include a reminder to make up a good explanation as to how your junk got wrecked.

I know those close to me would be devastated if they found I was admitted as a result of self harm.

If you must do the DIY thing then band and slice in the A+E car park but remember there will be a chance of re-constructive surgery should they find the detatched member(s).

Jared_in_UT (imported) wrote: Sun Jul 10, 2016 9:41 pm Yes, the pain keeps getting worse. I've got a pretty remarkable pain tolerance thanks to a lifetime of migraines and after 4 hours with a big wide band on me I was ready to do ANYTHING to get that band off. When I cut it off I punched my king bed so hard it was knocked across the room. I was drenched in sweat, nauseated, and exhausted.

You can get injectible xylocaine with and without epinephrine (which increases the duration) from blueskydrugs.com

http://www.blueskydrugs.com/Product/Xylocaine+Injection

I've got some in my drawer right now, and I never had a prescription. Get some needles at the Walmart pharmacy and bingo.

All that being said, don't be an idiot. You'd likely have similar luck trying to DIY a lymph node removal as your testicles. Stop wasting cash on fast food and cable TV, save up for for however long it takes for three grand, and have Dr. Arnkoff remove them safely in his clinic. Heck, he'll even give you a receipt so you can write it off on your taxes. Then you can begin to enjoy hot flashes, dry skin, muscle loss, sleep problems, brittle bones, and erectile dysfunction. But hey, at least you won't go bald and your castration fantasy will no longer turn you on.

Jared_in_UT (imported) wrote: Sun Jul 10, 2016 9:41 pm Yes, the pain keeps getting worse. I've got a pretty remarkable pain tolerance thanks to a lifetime of migraines and after 4 hours with a big wide band on me I was ready to do ANYTHING to get that band off. When I cut it off I punched my king bed so hard it was knocked across the room. I was drenched in sweat, nauseated, and exhausted.

You can get injectible xylocaine with and without epinephrine (which increases the duration) from blueskydrugs.com

http://www.blueskydrugs.com/Product/Xylocaine+Injection

I've got some in my drawer right now, and I never had a prescription. Get some needles at the Walmart pharmacy and bingo.

All that being said, don't be an idiot. You'd likely have similar luck trying to DIY a lymph node removal as your testicles. Stop wasting cash on fast food and cable TV, save up for for however long it takes for three grand, and have Dr. Arnkoff remove them safely in his clinic. Heck, he'll even give you a receipt so you can write it off on your taxes. Then you can begin to enjoy hot flashes, dry skin, muscle loss, sleep problems, brittle bones, and erectile dysfunction. But hey, at least you won't go bald and your castration fantasy will no longer turn you on.

tmontgomery44 (imported) wrote: Thu Jul 14, 2016 4:03 pm Btw that bottle of xylocaine you have. Did you order it from blueskydrugs. I would hate to blow 71307 bucks on the good stuff and receive nothing in return