Much of the insulting exchanges between Deadpool and Weasel the Bartender are improvised. In fact, it got so wickedly funny that they didn't dare put it into the movie. The "avocado sex" and "Map of Utah" survived.
I love the send-up of IKEA furniture.
When you watch again, be sure to watch the credits at the end for all the dirty little jokes (and the unicorn) in it.
Rumor has it that Hugh Jackman is going to be in DEADPOOL #2.
Leslie Uggams is in for the next one, too. I like her character of Blind Al...
DEADPOOL (that's two words DEAD and POOL smooshed together)
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There is an alcoholic drink in DEADPOOL called a "blowjob" ...
It is served in a shot glass -- a 1/2 shot of Kahlua is covered by a 1/2 shot of Irish Cream and then a dollop of whipped cream is put on top.
It is an official "blow-job" if you drink it without your hands.
It is an official "hand-job" if you drink it with one or two hands.
In case anyone gets the idea they want to try it in public ... You'll look really stupid.
Personally, I've never had Irish Cream and my idea of a drink with Kahlua is a Black Russian...
It is served in a shot glass -- a 1/2 shot of Kahlua is covered by a 1/2 shot of Irish Cream and then a dollop of whipped cream is put on top.
It is an official "blow-job" if you drink it without your hands.
It is an official "hand-job" if you drink it with one or two hands.
In case anyone gets the idea they want to try it in public ... You'll look really stupid.
Personally, I've never had Irish Cream and my idea of a drink with Kahlua is a Black Russian...
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I agree, it was a fun movie. Pure escapism, Turn your brain off and watch shit explode. Plus Ryan Reynolds is easy on the eyes.
Cheers
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Re: DEADPOOL (that's two words DEAD and POOL smooshed together)
Deadpool-2 has Trailer that shows Ryan Reynold's bare butt.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z5ezsReZcxU
And if you look down the comments on Youtube, someone reprints the scrolling text at the end of the trailer.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z5ezsReZcxU
And if you look down the comments on Youtube, someone reprints the scrolling text at the end of the trailer.
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Oh my! -- I've been violated, mentally... This tiny video left me aghast... hint: very NSFW, very, very, very NSFW.
Death, destruction and dismemberment -- Sung to the tune of "Gaston" from Beauty and the Beast... and a unicorn dies at the end.
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Death, destruction and dismemberment -- Sung to the tune of "Gaston" from Beauty and the Beast... and a unicorn dies at the end.
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and a unicorn dies at the end.
hope it wasn't anypony I knew.. or gelded...
hope it wasn't anypony I knew.. or gelded...
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Eunuchorn (imported) wrote: Fri Mar 24, 2017 10:36 pm and a unicorn dies at the end.
hope it wasn't anypony I knew.. or gelded...
Do you remember how DEADPOOL refers to his CROCS-brand loafers as his "Big rubber masturbating shoes" ? ? ?
Well, there's a stuffed unicorn that exists in that world too...
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I remember that scene from the movie. I about fell over that he masturbates with a stuffed unicorn. LOL
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Losethem (imported) wrote: Sat Mar 25, 2017 4:20 pm I remember that scene from the movie. I about fell over that he masturbates with a stuffed unicorn. LOL
kind of warps your mind and bends reality
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"Shit, did I leave the gas on?"
FX network is going to screen DEADPOOL tonight. The idea of FX with it's reputation for scrubbing every vulgar word from a movie it screens -- will actually show DEADPOOL is hysterical.
While DEADPOOL is lots of fun, it is vulgar. The viewer best beware. Between the violence, humor, bad language, sex, and a variety of very entertaining asides to the audience, the movie has heart and soul and is lots and lots of fun.
I have a friend who is an ex-bartender and he says people actually buy the drink named "The Blow Job" and drink it without hands
FX network is going to screen DEADPOOL tonight. The idea of FX with it's reputation for scrubbing every vulgar word from a movie it screens -- will actually show DEADPOOL is hysterical.
While DEADPOOL is lots of fun, it is vulgar. The viewer best beware. Between the violence, humor, bad language, sex, and a variety of very entertaining asides to the audience, the movie has heart and soul and is lots and lots of fun.
I have a friend who is an ex-bartender and he says people actually buy the drink named "The Blow Job" and drink it without hands