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Re: Chinese man discovers his genitals are ROTTING

Posted: Thu May 12, 2016 5:52 pm
by Paolo
I was mouse hunting the other night with the double barrel shotgun.

Re: Chinese man discovers his genitals are ROTTING

Posted: Thu May 12, 2016 6:32 pm
by Dave (imported)
I use a flyswatter so the only damage is an insect splatter.

;-)

Re: Chinese man discovers his genitals are ROTTING

Posted: Thu May 12, 2016 6:41 pm
by GenChick (imported)
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C&TL2745 (imported) wrote: Thu May 12, 2016 12:29 pm a couple of months ago he saw an ad for a bug-a-salt (http://bugasalt.com/) and bought one. ...

Sandi

Looks interesting, Sandi. Do you know if it would work with sand instead of salt? 🔫

Re: Chinese man discovers his genitals are ROTTING

Posted: Thu May 12, 2016 8:52 pm
by Arab Nights (imported)
We were going on a summer outing a couple of years ago. It was a last minute thing and I did not have a decent pair of shorts so I ran down to my local chain clothing retailer and bought a pair. I threw them on. The next day I had itchy ring around the thigh. Both thighs. Right where the bottom of the shorts were doubled back at the bottom. The rash went away after a day or two. I washed the shorts and never had another problem. I think clothes from China come with chemicals pre-installed. You just wear them and enjoy. No consumer effort required at all. Convenience clothing.

Re: Chinese man discovers his genitals are ROTTING

Posted: Fri May 13, 2016 7:56 am
by C&TL2745 (imported)
GenChick (imported) wrote: Thu May 12, 2016 6:41 pm Looks interesting, Sandi. Do you know if it would work with sand instead of salt? 🔫

Maybe, if the grains of sand were the same size as grains of salt, but probably not if they're bigger, and I don't think smaller grains would work well, as they w
Arab Nights (imported) wrote: Thu May 12, 2016 8:52 pm ouldn't get far before just becoming a dust cloud.

....I think clothes from China come with chemicals pre-installed. You just wear them and enjoy. N
o consumer effort required at all. Convenience clothing.It may have just been starch or something equally innocent. I know my hubby's underwear doesn't feel soft until I wash it. He won't even think of putting it on straight from the package.

Sandi

Re: Chinese man discovers his genitals are ROTTING

Posted: Fri May 13, 2016 8:03 am
by ballsrgone (imported)
Arab Nights (imported) wrote: Thu May 12, 2016 8:52 pm I think clothes from China come with chemicals pre-installed.

Maybe its a plot to make all men from the west impotent so they can take over the world. I know that in Pakistan health workers vaccinating children against polio have been shot dead because extremists think its a plot by western countries to make them impotent by injection. Nothing worse than a conspiracy theorist with a gun.

Re: Chinese man discovers his genitals are ROTTING

Posted: Fri May 13, 2016 8:59 am
by YodaNell (imported)
Goodness Paolo, do you want to scrape minced meat from your damaged walls and floor?

Re: Chinese man discovers his genitals are ROTTING

Posted: Fri May 13, 2016 9:49 am
by YodaNell (imported)
Dave (imported) wrote: Thu May 12, 2016 12:07 pm I read the word paraquat with fear. That's in commercial weed killer and it is a known killer. Horrible way to die.

I don't work with sodium cyanide either because I like my life.

Let me tell y'all something...

I worked 30 years as a chemical engineer dealing with coal-derived liquids and chemicals.

a) I spray nothing in my house -- no chemical anything. I have one cologne. I have scent-free fabric softeners, and my soaps are the blandest you can buy. Nothing that reeks of chemical smells or poisons or smell-killing stuff.

b) I chase down any bug that ventures in my house with a flyswatter. I make a game out of it.

c) I pull weeds out of the grass. It ain't hard.

No paraquat.

You know Dave...I know you'll agree with me but I'm going to say it anyway. Avoiding chemicals are not going to guarantee a long disease free life. You can still die from a heart attack, car crash, plane crash, drown, earthquake, deadly virus (which seems to hit counties lately), flu, murdered, accidental electrocution, falling from some place high (which happened to one of my favourite honorary MythBusters...HE never thought that morning he was about to die that day), and the list goes on.

Like someone once said: "Death smiles at us all". I made peace with death. It no longer has a sting. :-)

Re: Chinese man discovers his genitals are ROTTING

Posted: Fri May 13, 2016 12:22 pm
by Dave (imported)
YodaNell (imported) wrote: Fri May 13, 2016 9:49 am You know Dave...I know you'll agree with me but I'm going to say it anyway. Avoiding chemicals are not going to guarantee a long disease free life. You can still die from a heart attack, car crash, plane crash, drown, earthquake, deadly virus (which seems to hit counties lately), flu, murdered, accidental electrocution, falling from some place high (which happened to one of my favourite honorary MythBusters...HE never thought that morning he was about to die that day), and the list goes on.

Like someone once said: "Death smiles at us all". I made peace with death. It no longer has a sting. :-)

Yes :) :) but what you don't know is that I'm going to live forever ...

wait for the punchline

... or die trying.

Re: Chinese man discovers his genitals are ROTTING

Posted: Fri May 13, 2016 12:32 pm
by YodaNell (imported)
Dave (imported) wrote: Fri May 13, 2016 12:22 pm Yes :) :) but what you don't know is that I'm going to live forever ...

wait for the punchline

... or die trying.

Me too!.....punch line...I already obtained it! :-)