Guide to Naming Your Penis and Testicles

[ambiguous (imported)]

Like it and I do fire blanks now.

[Hopeful1 (imported)]

I guess I could name my testicles Shane. Because Tuesday they will be riding off into the sunset. However, I WILL NOT be yelling, "Shane, Shane, come back." LOL

[ambiguous (imported)]

I guess I could name my testicles Shane. Because Tuesday they will be riding off into the sunset. However, I WILL NOT be yelling, "Shane, Shane, come back." LOL

Who will ever know what you mumbled under all that anesthetic..

[Hopeful1 (imported)]

Who will ever know what you mumbled under all that anesthetic..

LOL Maybe that's why the nurse was looking at me funny.

[ZeuterMe (imported)]

Mine are "Dexter" and "Lefty" because I was answering "Why're you groaning like that?" got old. Now I have concise, two-syllable answers to "What was that groan?" that don't require explaining to everyone in earshot that my testicles are hurting. Also, "Dexter & Lefty" sounds like either a mid-90s cartoon, or a sketch comedy show, and therefore amuses me.

Edit: Also, that entire article reads like a pages-long sophomoric joke.