Dave (imported) wrote: Thu Jul 31, 2014 6:22 pm I know nurses who work in orthopedic surgery who routinely write on the Other Limb "WRONG LIMB" when an amputation is required.

He only had one penis, so writing "Wrong one" wasn't an option.

stewie69 (imported) wrote: Fri Aug 01, 2014 6:49 am He only had one penis, so writing "Wrong one" wasn't an option.

Mark a "cut here"

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line on a foreskin?

(and "keep this intact" on the remaining portion )

A man walks into a restroom at a bar in Tahiti and stands at the "trough" . . .

The man next to him is spray wildly to each side like a garden sprinkler.

"Are you from the Bronx, by any chance?" he says?

"Yeah! Are you?" the spraying man answers.

Temple Beth Israel and Rabbie Shapiro?" the first man asks.

"Damn it's a small world, yes, that my congregation. How do you possibly know that?" Still spraying his overfilled bladder everywhere but the trough.

"Well," the first man answers, "You're pissing all over my shoes and only Rabbi Shapiro cuts on the bias."

(I do apologize for that diversion from a serious thread)

An oldie but a goodie. Thanks Dave

First time I herd that joke was about 35 years ago, I am sure its even older than that.

River