I've stuck my cock in a lot of weird places but never tried the toaster. #2 works good for toast and I like #5 for bagels. The owner's manual has no recommended setting for cock.

Here is the link for the Letterman clip http://www.cbs.com/shows/late_show/vide ... r-top-ten/

IN the UK you can watch this on You Tube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DvGzcMPUKKU This is a must watch "Let me just scrape off the burnt parts!"

That's a good TOP TEN ...

My son just told me that I was easily amused. Its true.

River

Man comes home form his job at the pickle factory...

Man to wife...

"Well, today I did it, I FINALLY did it, and I am GLAD that I did it!"

"What did YOU do?"

"I stuck my penis in the Pickle slicer. I am GLAD that it did it. It FELT GOOD!":dong:

"What?"

"YEP! I stuck my penis in the pickle slicer and they FIRED me for it!"

"Oh my GOD! What are we going to do?

"Did it hurt your penis?"

"NOPE!"

"Oh my GOD! What was done to the pickle slicer?"

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"THEY FIRED HER, TOO!"

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Groan! .....