No wet dreams? How sad for you. Now, old and deballed, I still have them and, I must tell you, provide the basis material for some fine porn, a pleasant-and profitable-hobby of mine. Also, it's more amusing to tell people you're a free lance pornographer than a Physicist with a specialty in particle theory. My theory is that no one much cares about particles but...porn is a subject on which everyone has ideas. Really some of my most vehement critics have provided me with new and very unusual ways to string words together. A full blooded Indian (tribe upon request) said that I was the "misbegotten son of an egg eating whore". I am, of course, a bastard by birth so am unaware of my putative mother's appetite but it's a lovely phrase, one I'd never heard and will use at some point with gusto. And nocturnal emissions serve to remind me that the remaining plumbing is still functional.

I'm over 60 years old and the only wet dream or nocturnal emmision I ever had was when I had ceased masturbating for over a year. (religious abuse)