cheetaking243 (imported) wrote: Sun Dec 23, 2012 1:44 am God, this sounds almost exactly like the court case at the beginning of "The Incredibles." Here's what the script would be if the doctor replaced Mr. Incredible:

Newsreel Narration: "In a stunning turn of events, a doctor is being sued for saving someone who apparently didn't want to be saved..."

Lawyer: "My client didn't ask to be saved, my client didn't want to be saved. And the injury received from the doctor's "actions," so-called, causes him daily pain."

Doctor: "Hey! I saved your life!"

Patient: "You didn't save my life, you ruined my death, that's what you did!"

I know I'm biased, because I really wouldn't give a damn if I lost my penis like this, and I know to most guys that stupid thing is the most important thing in the world, but seriously... that doctor just saved your life, and saved you thousands of dollars by getting rid of the tumor while you were already under the knife. It was probably going to have to come off anyway, so what's the big deal?

A-1 (imported) wrote: Thu Dec 27, 2012 10:40 am They can always perform a transexual sex re-assignment restoration surgery, you know, one of those adadictomies...