Re: Revolution
Posted: Fri Sep 21, 2012 5:59 pm
I'm with River on this one. There is a lot about Revolution that bugs the hell out of me, and yeah, I would love to shit all over this show. The last minute or two might make me come back to watch next week, but doesn't mean I'm gonna take things any more seriously. The show is a complete joke.
I'll be nice and avoid the low-hanging fruit of a world without electricity and most modern products still having a shocking amount mass-produced clothing, hair driers, and 'product' in general. Ok, maybe not.
1) All electricity vanishes, and apparently 99% of all modern firearms are rendered useless? Why in the HELL is anyone using a musket, especially people belonging to a militia run by a former military man.... and the militia is armed with swords, crossbows and MUSKETS??? Except of course for their captain or whatever, who has a pistol. Ooooo. A pistol. Where's the assault rifles? Shotguns? Machine guns? What the hell????
2) It's 15 years after all the electricity in the world vanished. Can you sit there with a straight face and tell me nobody, apparently not ONE person, has managed yet to walk into a library and look up the term 'steam engine' in a book? Really? We see one of the biggest cities in the country, Chicago, and no sign of anyone possessing a steam engine. Apparently people can hack together stills, but nobody can figure out how to use steam to turn a wheel. It's like there wasn't a whole big industrial revolution that was merrily taking place before electricity was figured out.
2a) All power ceases, and apparently the moment it happens, planes stop going forward and immediately start falling straight down. Spiraling in, too. Riiiiiight. Good to know there. I damn near laughed seeing that happen. (If you can, watch that scene again. The big jumbo jet you see right before the title sequence isn't moving forward at all. It's coming straight down.)
*SPOILERS* Stop reading here if you haven't seen the show and don't want it destroyed. *SPOILERS*
3) Batteries don't work, generators don't work, internal combustion engines don't work. Nothing that uses electricity in any form works. Unless you have a magic USB pendant. SOMEHOW, this magic USB pendant, and the files it contains, seems to allow computers to function! Excellent! How in the hell does this work, exactly? Does the pendant use electricity to generate the electricity-works-here field? What powers the pendant? Sure, this might be explained later, but I'm willing to bet $5 right now that it's a hand-wavy magical explanation along the same lines as any answers we were given for Lost. That is, no real explanation at all.
4) Even assuming I buy the magical USB pendant, who is she talking to? Or more importantly, HOW? 15 years after all maintenance of the system stops, she's got phone service? Wires are actually still connecting two people together? It doesn't show a satellite phone, it seems to show a modem connecting. As in an actual, old-school, listen to the tones, modem. The last command, partly obscured for some reason, seems to say "ATDT08450801000 CONNECT". Now... With the rest of the commands, she's using a modem. As for that number, that's not a US-based number. It does, however appear to have been a British phone number for Compuserve (http://info.aol.co.uk/compuserve/faq-9x-me.adp). It truly is the end of the world, if the highest technology anyone on the planet has access to is Compuserve.
*Sigh*
*Deep breaths*
Ok... I think I'm done.
I'll be nice and avoid the low-hanging fruit of a world without electricity and most modern products still having a shocking amount mass-produced clothing, hair driers, and 'product' in general. Ok, maybe not.
1) All electricity vanishes, and apparently 99% of all modern firearms are rendered useless? Why in the HELL is anyone using a musket, especially people belonging to a militia run by a former military man.... and the militia is armed with swords, crossbows and MUSKETS??? Except of course for their captain or whatever, who has a pistol. Ooooo. A pistol. Where's the assault rifles? Shotguns? Machine guns? What the hell????
2) It's 15 years after all the electricity in the world vanished. Can you sit there with a straight face and tell me nobody, apparently not ONE person, has managed yet to walk into a library and look up the term 'steam engine' in a book? Really? We see one of the biggest cities in the country, Chicago, and no sign of anyone possessing a steam engine. Apparently people can hack together stills, but nobody can figure out how to use steam to turn a wheel. It's like there wasn't a whole big industrial revolution that was merrily taking place before electricity was figured out.
2a) All power ceases, and apparently the moment it happens, planes stop going forward and immediately start falling straight down. Spiraling in, too. Riiiiiight. Good to know there. I damn near laughed seeing that happen. (If you can, watch that scene again. The big jumbo jet you see right before the title sequence isn't moving forward at all. It's coming straight down.)
*SPOILERS* Stop reading here if you haven't seen the show and don't want it destroyed. *SPOILERS*
3) Batteries don't work, generators don't work, internal combustion engines don't work. Nothing that uses electricity in any form works. Unless you have a magic USB pendant. SOMEHOW, this magic USB pendant, and the files it contains, seems to allow computers to function! Excellent! How in the hell does this work, exactly? Does the pendant use electricity to generate the electricity-works-here field? What powers the pendant? Sure, this might be explained later, but I'm willing to bet $5 right now that it's a hand-wavy magical explanation along the same lines as any answers we were given for Lost. That is, no real explanation at all.
4) Even assuming I buy the magical USB pendant, who is she talking to? Or more importantly, HOW? 15 years after all maintenance of the system stops, she's got phone service? Wires are actually still connecting two people together? It doesn't show a satellite phone, it seems to show a modem connecting. As in an actual, old-school, listen to the tones, modem. The last command, partly obscured for some reason, seems to say "ATDT08450801000 CONNECT". Now... With the rest of the commands, she's using a modem. As for that number, that's not a US-based number. It does, however appear to have been a British phone number for Compuserve (http://info.aol.co.uk/compuserve/faq-9x-me.adp). It truly is the end of the world, if the highest technology anyone on the planet has access to is Compuserve.
*Sigh*
*Deep breaths*
Ok... I think I'm done.