It's a conspiracy that will stick to everyone that touches it

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StefanIsMe (imported) wrote: Sun Sep 02, 2012 12:15 am I can certainly see the temptation.

A-1 "Fancy" grade Maple Syrup retails, typically, for around $10.00 CDN (that's the same as USD these days) for a 500ml bottle.

That's 20 bucks a litre!

Commodity/wholesale prices would probably be around a quarter of that, making it still about four times the price of milk.

The thieves will have been either Montreal mafia (Rizuto family, most likely; they aren't ALL dead yet and they and some croonies still operate, mostly in drugs and construction) or a forward-thinking oriental gang.

What a haul. One wonders how they will unload it on the market? It's too much product to move/sell/store without too many people knowing about it.

Even if found, it'd be questionable if it could be packaged and sold; it's a raw food product in bulk... hardly safe.

That said....

... anyone wanna buy a litre of maple syrup for cheap, and on a completely unrelated note, can someboddyyy pleelease helllp mmmmeeee cccclleaaaaan mmmy ssttittiiccckkky kkeeyyyyboarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrd keeeeeeeeeeeeeys?

...a contradiction of TERMS...

Have YOU ever seen A-1 be sweet?

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Re: It's a conspiracy that will stick to everyone that touches it

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A-1 (imported) wrote: Mon Sep 03, 2012 5:36 pm ...a contradiction of TERMS...

Have YOU ever seen A-1 be sweet?

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Of course! Aww, admit A-1; you ain't some spicy, bold steak sauce. You're a kitten-hugging puppy-cuddler who trades muffin recipies with your coffee-klatch buddies on Tuesday mornings and you always take the silent, moral position on any discussion !!

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KKAAACK!!!! Cough cough, ack, barf... I knew I'd choke, trying to say that with a straight face !!
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Re: It's a conspiracy that will stick to everyone that touches it

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OH NO A-1, I think he has your number, I think its just between 68 and 70.

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