But Doc, when I stick my dick out at the tiger at the zoo, I do get different results each time!

I think this one goes with the old adage, "Don't shit where you eat."

To apply that to this case, don't date where you work. Many, many things can go wrong with it and first and foremost as men we are guilty until proven innocent (contrary to accepted legal concepts) of sexual harassment when we are accused. The easiest way to deal with that is not to hit on people at work. End of problem.

Of course, the one time I go accused by a female co-worker of sexual harassment I simply outed myself and told her and the HR manager in the meeting that it would be impossible for me to do so since I like to suck dick. Since I live in a state where I cannot be fired for that, end of problem.

The look on my accusers face was priceless when she figured out she wasn't going to be able to use that little gem to get me out of her way.

I think you should look elsewhere, don't date at work.

--LT

Sorry for misleading you guys, but my girlfriend is not from my workplace. In fact I've never dated a woman from work; though I have certainly hit on them! As far as the current work girls go, I was silly enough to send another inquisitive email to the married woman a few weeks ago, but that's it. I interact with the yummy mummy from time to time - nothing comes of this, but I'm not doing anything particularly dangerous (we just have a low key, jokey jokey, pay each other attention kind of thing; she usually stops replying once I send her some half decent email - I just figure that this is her getting her validation until she needs it again...no hard feelings). So what else have I done recently?

Well I offered my number to a cute girl at a bakery; and was surprised when she rejected it. I offered my number to a cute girl at a restaurant that I attended on a number of occasions before finally deciding to push ahead with that; she then revealed that she has a boyfriend (nothing wrong with that) and has never called me. The funny thing about this sort of stuff is that despite me being apparently a little handsome, I basically never receive texts and stuff from women, whereas my girlfriend (and I gather other hot girls) will receive messages all the time. When we celebrated her birthday about 6 weeks ago, she had just the ONE female friend rock up, whereas she had about 7 male friends; one of which was dressed to the nines and bought her a bunch of flowers. This was all rather Curb Your Enthusiasm style humour indeed, and if I ever got back to trying to write a comedy project then I would have many ideas from my current relationship to include

Of other women that I care about from my past; my most recent interaction with a former work friend was about 3 months ago. There were about 4 straight Fridays where I sent her an email - only one of which meant anything, and that was me getting some stuff off my chest and hoping that she can trust someone one day. Then there is the girl from the plane who hardly ever interacts with me; however she did like one of my facebook adds some time ago; it was a meaningful song. But it wasn't a shout out to her. 5 years ago? Yes. But not now.

Just now I feel like I have gotten a lot of stuff out of my system - I feel very motivated to push on with my life.

Jesus: I really like your post.