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[MacTheWolf (imported)]

I had to delete this story, so I thought I'd post the whole thing here:

I was in 2nd year uni at malibu U and i had just met this girl Johana she tied me up a cut off my balls the end.

Sorry, your story was a little too short to meet our requirements for posting on the story board, but I didn't want the world to miss out on this literary masterpiece.

Thank you Slammr. It was truly a literary masterpiece.

[saywhat (imported)]

Oh God, EC made me do it!

[Slammr (imported)]

No balls...no dick; smooth at last.

[Slammr (imported)]

Plop goes the left ball; plop goes the right ball. My dream realized.

[StefanIsMe (imported)]

http://www.onesentence.org/stories/popular/all/

Check the above site out. Some very funny one-sentence stores, some sad ones too, but mostly, I laughed my ass off.

[nullorchis (imported)]

So, while folks here are writing, someone is culling out the best stuff, writes a book, and is now retired.

http://eunuchthenovel.com/novel/index.html

Not that it is exactly a best seller.

At least I didn't see it on the grocery store book rack.

So, maybe retirement isn't so good yet since the author may be in protective custody to protect him from middle-east revenge.

[gandalf (imported)]

Tanks for the day brightener. Had some good laughs over this one. Proves that verbosity is not always a virtue when storytelling.