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Re: Easy Off

Posted: Sun Jul 04, 2010 2:27 pm
by caultron (imported)
Try Separation Anxiety by, uh, me, at http://www.eunuch.org/Alpha/S/ea_175709separati.htm. It's similar.

caultron
bobover3 (imported) wrote: Wed Jun 16, 2010 1:31 am Write a story about a world in which mens' genitals separate easily from their bodies. A wrong move, over exertion, a blow can all cause a man's penis and testicles to just fall off. A man might open his zipper to pee, only to see his penis plop into the toilet bowl. When he takes his pants off, his testicles might roll to the floor, and be played with by the cat. Vigorous sex, be it even masturbation, can destroy a man's genitals, so every sex act is fraught with danger and anxiety.

What's worse, the men, even very old men, all have powerful sex drives, and can think of little other than sexual release. A man might unintentionally castrate himself at the very moment of his ultimate satisfaction. The women don't care, because medicine can extract enough semen from a man's lost testicles to impregnate them, so they have little interest in the perpetually horny men. Male homosexuals have to content themselves with stripping off their clothes and gazing at one another longingly from opposite sides of a room. There's a very few alpha males whose genitals are large and firmly fixed to their bodies. These few men dominate the lesser castrated men, using them for sex at will, and sometimes taking the women too.

Once a man loses his genitals, he becomes placid and readily subjugated. The few large corporations that run the world recruit employees by sending out press gangs armed with clubs to whack men in the groin, thus separating their genitals and rendering them fit for life-long servitude.

At last, a young male scientist finds a cure for easy genital separation. He gives it to a few others in secret, and then they give it to still more, creating a revolution. At last, most of the young men who still have genitals are able to keep them. They make a public announcement of their achievement, expecting everyone to rejoice. But the other people - the men already undone, the women, and the alpha males - feel threatened. Their world is under attack. They turn against the young men everywhere with knives and scissors and hammers and any weapon they can grab. The young men are overwhelmed by mobs and subjected to bloody, painful castration. The old order is restored, and endures forever. There is no hope, so men, look to your balls! The end.