How to reply to a teen

[Riverwind (imported)]

you know I have always had good luck with fords and bad luck with chevys, except one a caviler which was one of the worst cars chevy made but I had one for 300,000 plus miles. gave it to easter seals when I got my ford truck. go figure,

I don't have the truck anymore, it got totaled by a tornado.

River

[A-1 (imported)]

BACK TO THE SUBJECT OF THIS THREAD...

So, do you know what John the Baptist and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

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....they share the same middle name...

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[MacTheWolf (imported)]

Gee A-1, what can I say *cough*

[Riverwind (imported)]

A-1 your fired.

River

[DeaconBlues (imported)]

I can tell you why Ford never took a government bailout and said they had a profit: it came from sales of PARTS!

Ahh, I see you too have had to fix a Ford.

I sometimes joke with my gearhead friends, at the parts counter when I have to go get a Ford part or something, and the conversation invariably turns to how bad Fords are and only idiots buy Fords, and... etc. Well, I quickly and loudly point out that "Any moron can keep a Chevy on the road, it takes a mechanical genius like myself to keep a Ford running!"

Somedays, when I am really frustrated and tired of fixing vehicles, I sort of joke with myself, that if I ever were to go stark raving bonkers and get violent, I could always use an insanity defense in a court: "Please your Honor, consider mercy and leniency on my case, you see, I had been working on a Ford that day and..." If the judge and jury had ever had to fix a Ford, I do believe they would give heavy consideration to that fact.

[A-1 (imported)]

OH! OH! OH!... you guys KEEP getting off the subject of this thread...

...what WILL I do with you?

Back to the subject of the thread...

Now, Does anybody know why Moses crossed the Red Sea?

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....TO GET ON THE OTHER SIDE...

...why else?