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Re: What’s a Republican?

Posted: Tue Dec 15, 2009 10:50 pm
by A-1 (imported)
30 feet is high enough if she does a "SAILOR DIVE" 😄

Re: What’s a Republican?

Posted: Wed Dec 16, 2009 12:37 am
by MacTheWolf (imported)
If I was 30 feet high in a balloon, I'd be yelling at the top of my lungs, " help me Mr. Wizard, this is Tutor Turtle, I wanna go home."

Most of you aren't old enough to recall the turtle and Mr. Wizard except, possibly, River or Jesus.

Re: What’s a Republican?

Posted: Wed Dec 16, 2009 6:40 am
by curious_guy (imported)
Losethem (imported) wrote: Tue Dec 15, 2009 12:20 pm The location mentioned is Dry Creek, TX according to Google maps. It's off of US highway 277 between San Angelo and Interstate 10. There doesn't seem to be much water there.

The story says the man was in a boat. It did not say the boat was in a body of water. He could have been in a boat on a trailer in his driveway or yard. Maybe he was working on his boat and he keeps his GPS in his boat or always wears it on his belt.

Re: What’s a Republican?

Posted: Mon Dec 21, 2009 12:23 pm
by A-1 (imported)
JesusA (imported) wrote: Mon Dec 14, 2009 7:47 pm A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost. She lowered her altitude and spotted a man in a boat below. She shouted to him, “Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don't know where I am.”

The man consulted his portable GPS and replied, “You're in a hot air balloon, approximately 30 feet above ground elevation of 2346 feet above sea level. You are at 31 degrees, 14.97 minutes north latitude and 100 degrees, 49.09 minutes west longitude.

“She rolled her eyes and said, “You must be an Obama Democrat.”

“I am,” replied the man. “How did you know?”

“Well,” answered the balloonist, “everything you told me is technically correct. But I have no idea what to do with your information, and I'm still lost. Frankly, you've not been much help to me.”

The man smiled and responded, “You must be a Republican.”

“I am,” replied the balloonist. “How did you know?”

“Well,” said the man, “you don't know where you are or where you are going. You've risen to where you are due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise you have no idea how to keep, and you expect me to solve your problem. You're in exactly the same position you were in before we met, but somehow, now it's my fault.”

Here she is with her life in danger and all she can do is play around with... are you ready for this?...

...the man in the BOAT...