twaddler (imported) wrote: Thu Oct 01, 2009 10:50 pm "Stupider? Pah! This opera's as lousy as it is brilliant! Your lyrics lack subtlety. You can't just have your characters announce how they feel. That makes me feel angry!"

Tranny-bot: One more upgrade and I'll be more lady than you can handle. Why you gotta be so stupid, stupid.

Bender: Bite my shiny metal ass!

Tranny-bot: You couldn't afford it honey. (snap snap)

joydivision_27 (imported) wrote: Fri Oct 02, 2009 7:04 am Tranny-bot: One more upgrade and I'll be more lady than you can handle. Why you gotta be so stupid, stupid.

Bender: Bite my shiny metal ass!

Tranny-bot: You couldn't afford it honey. (snap snap)

In the game of chess you can never let your opponent see your pieces.

I am reading this book. I reached 1/3 of it and haven't found this subject yet. I am really happy castration is mentioned in "popular" literature. I hope in the future elective castration will be as common as "elective homosexuality"

twaddler (imported) wrote: Fri Oct 02, 2009 7:55 am In the game of chess you can never let your opponent see your pieces.

Since both players can always see all the pieces in play at all times, I have no idea what you are talking about.

Transward

transward (imported) wrote: Fri Oct 02, 2009 6:00 pm Since both players can always see all the pieces in play at all times, I have no idea what you are talking about.

Transward

It's a quote from the animated TV series Futurama, as were two of the preceding posts (the opera and trannybot ones). Just nonsense!

joydivision_27 (imported) wrote: Thu Oct 01, 2009 6:39 pm "I'm angry!" she said angrily, as his deft fingers typed deftly.

It takes a kind of genius to write a sentence like that. Presumably he was typing deftly on a dark and stormy night?

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