If you are ingenious and resourceful enough with an exacto knife, and you happened to have your freshly severed part you could try something like this.

Rinse/squeeze it out thoroughly in warm water, then again in methyl hydrate (wear rubber gloves) until it appears translucent and completely clear of any blood. Then soak it in a jar of acetone for a week or so which will get rid of the remaining water in it. You can get that from any automotive store that sells body repair stuff.

Squeeze/drain out your shriveled trophy and cut carefully around the inside of the sheath of the severed end, about an inch in. Stick a pencil or chopstick all the way down the urethra, then tie the urethra off around it tightly at the severed end, to seal it.

Attach a 12 inch length of 3/4 inch ID diameter plastic pipe to the severed end by stretching the skin and sheath over the pipe end then wrap it once or twice with tape and tighten a hose clamp over it.

Your penis should now be hanging limp at the end of the pipe.

Fill the pipe with freshly mixed red latex molding compound, then use a 12 inch long wooden dowel as a plunger to inflate the penis to whatever the maximum erection level you remember possible.

It should harden in 20 minutes!

I don't know if this would work, but you only have one shot at it!

Roadrunner, nice advatar. Your very detailed suggestion is very interesting. Essentially the excised penis is deflated, preserved, and reinflated using a latex moldable compound that should have some flexibility to it. It's an idea I hadn't thought about. By the way, I never remember you explaining how you removed your penis. Do you have a detailed story? If not, could you write one about it? I'd appreciate it. Thanks!

I'd have to see a few successfully preserved erect penises before I try it. I rather enjoy using my penis, but I still fantasize about chopping it off. If, God forbid, I found I out I had a terminal illness (or if I reach a sufficiently advanced age), I'd probably cut it off, just for the experience. After all, you can't take it with you...

This reminded me of another site where intact men can stick their erect penises into a container of latex rubber to make copies of their penises. In reality, this might be a better thing to do than trying to preserve your penis after it's cut off. You could use it as a stap-on if you wanted to and still say, "It's my penis."

http://www.createamate.com/default.aspx

http://store.healthyandactive.com/make- ... 5QodwCxe8w

http://www.artmolds.com/category28.cfm

"It's my penis."

Hash-

I think in your case, maybe a shrinky-dink would be more appropriate!;)

"Yeah, but it's my junk!"

chilli-

I don't know about preserving a penis, but I know a woman, from my wife's jewelry classes, that claims that she made earrings out of her husband's testicles after he was castrated for medical reasons. She said that she freeze dried them, cut them open and stuffed them with a plaster core, and used them to make a mold for a thin-wall, lost wax casting in gold. After dissolving out the core with vinegar, soldering on the findings closing the holes, and polishing they were ready to wear.

Personally, I think she was fibbing. First of all, because what doctor or hospital would let her take them home and not dispose of them as medical waste? Secondly, since you can make the molds for the lost wax technique with anything that will burn out of the mold I think that she used a pair of large lima beans with spaghettini and other material glued to them. They look very real though and have provided the inspiration for a couple of stories that I haven't finished and posted yet.

Hash (imported) wrote: Wed Sep 30, 2009 8:25 am This reminded me of another site where intact men can stick their erect penises into a container of latex rubber to make copies of their penises. In reality, this might be a better thing to do than trying to preserve your penis after it's cut off. You could use it as a stap-on if you wanted to still saying, "It's my penis."

http://www.createamate.com/default.aspx

http://store.healthyandactive.com/make- ... 5QodwCxe8w

http://www.artmolds.com/category28.cfm

One could use plaster of Paris to make the mold, but the hard part might be keeping it hard long enough for the Plaster of Paris to set.

IbPervert (imported) wrote: Wed Sep 30, 2009 10:48 am One could use plaster of Paris to make the mold, but the hard part might be keeping it hard long enough for the Plaster of Paris to set.

P of P burns like hell as the catalyst works to dry / harden it. Not a good idea. And the mold did not turn out....

...or you could just wittle your member!

chilli-

Why not stitch the severed end loosely to a small plastic cap and then put it in a little homemade vacuum tube made from an olive jar for awhile, and then pump it full of pickle juice in the olive jar and then fill the jar and seal it. Wow! A pickled penis.