Replacing Lost Testicles

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Re: Replacing Lost Testicles

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That sounds worse than actually having them removed. I'd be really embarrassed if someone had my balls without my permission. Imagine if he figures out what they are and tries to blackmail you or something.
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bigd5135 (imported) wrote: Tue Aug 25, 2009 10:56 am It was a lock box that used two keys to open. Mine and hers. She is a little depressed right now since she was going to show them off at a party in two weeks. It was also kept in the lockbox to keep away from visitors who regularly come over from accidentally finding them.

My name is the frito bandito...

and no you can't have them back...there mine now!

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Start monitoring the rear view mirrors of vehicles. You may find them on a short rope dangling from such a mirror. They might be disguised with fluffy stuff.
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Keep in mind you cannot sell body parts on Ebay.
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Paolo wrote: Thu Aug 27, 2009 4:56 am Keep in mind you cannot sell body parts on Ebay.

Thank You Sir,

However, this is why they are being sold for ornamental purposes only. Authenticity to be detetrmined by purchaser any intended use or misuse by the buyer is the sole responsibility of that party. Seller is not responsible for injury or death resulting from any use other than stated; they are for decorative purposes only.

ebay #4557828379

and if that don't sell, I'm gonna list my mind for a buy now of $100.00!

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i wonder if the person who really stole them will have the balls to own up ?
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charlenebrown (imported) wrote: Thu Aug 27, 2009 1:17 pm i wonder if the person who really stole them will have the balls to own up ?

No this is part of the tragedy. The culprit is probably out victimizing others...it's just a vicious circle.

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On the black market do you know how you can negotiate a pair of balls and a dick?
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Just an update. No one has stepped forward with my testicles yet. I have given up hope on this since 4 months have gone buy.
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cdejours (imported) wrote: Thu Aug 27, 2009 9:25 pm On the black market do you know how you can negotiate a pair of balls and a dick?

No, I dont, unfortunatly. But Im willing to learn
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