Like a strip club where all the beer is icy cold and free, and the girls are all 10's and lap dance for the sheer joy of it.

bonnesteele (imported) wrote: Sun Mar 22, 2009 11:33 am Like a strip club where all the beer is icy cold and free, and the girls are all 10's and lap dance for the sheer joy of it.

Too bad you banned him. He was just starting to make some sense...:boobies:

heaven defies definition. It is whatever your heart desires, it can be what you have or what you do not have, it can be real or imagined. It can be what was taken from you, than paraded in front of you. It can be a feeling, a relationship, a new car, the absence of pain or the experience of pain. Heaven can be a momentary glimpse, or the feeling of joy, or a perpetual state of nirvana. Heaven is always a state where the mind and body are in harmony.

It can be "good" or "bad". Heaven is a state of total self awareness. Heightened senses, bullets ricocheting off walls adrenaline pumping, a feeling of invincability total situational awarness. And pulling it off to relax, live another day. To lay between your girlfriends thighs, rub her shoulders, feet...

Ask Liberache, or Dennis Rader maybe Hitler, or Marilyn Monroe, or Barak Obama. Ask Buddha or Einstien or Mother Theresa. It couldn't hurt to ask, but I wouldn't believe any of them.

There is one thing however that heaven is not. It is not whatever someone else told you it it is.

seek and you shall find, and curiosity never killed a cat!

chilli-

One person's idea of Heaven is often another's idea of Hell!

I will not even try to explane heaven because I can not all I know God said he is going to prepair a place for us and if it were not so he would not say that.I do know I will be there because I do beleave in Christ our saviour and sadly that is all he asks is for us to beleave in him.But so many want things there way and this will not work.Just look at what we see today all around us we see distruction caused by man wanting to do things his way.We will all see very soon his second comming because this is what is told in Mathew 24:37 when he told his followers how times would be when he will return.I tell you now turn your life over to God and follow him and you will live your life with him forever.If not it is said one will burn in hell forever not just a few days and poof or even 10000 years and poof but FOREVER.Now if you want to try your luck and hope what I have said is wrong so be it but what if YOU ARE WRONG.Is this reward of burning in hell worth not beleaving.When I was young I would think of this and would say to myself I am trusting in the Lord I can not trust in mans way it just isent worth it.So be warned and trust in the God who loved you sooo much he died for your sins if only you would trust in him.How many in here would die for someone else let alone people they dont even know.Take this and think about what you want to do with it and may God be with you.

Here's what many others believe. Of course, they're not in exclusive possession of the Truth, even though there may be more Buddhists and Hindus than Christians.

http://www.buddhanet.net/budsas/ebud/wh ... ev/303.htm

http://www.experiencefestival.com/a/Heaven/id/59680

http://hinduism.about.com/od/basics/a/heavenandhell.htm

http://www.myjewishlearning.com/beliefs ... Hell.shtml

Heaven is just the escape from eternal live, becoming one with our father,

the second step of passing over...............going from light speed into infinite speed

eternal live can look like heaven, but it is really to long, it will turn into hell,

so you have to face yourself and solve your problems, to become ready for the big step. Just be ready for a nice mirror and face yourself

It's a great feeling, I promisse you

If HE would ask me to die for him,...I would love it, no doubts, no fair and no regrets

loveU

Using Google to find definitions of heaven on the Web:

* Eden (http://wordnet.princeton.edu/perl/webwn): any place of complete bliss and delight and peace

* the abode of God and the angels

* Heaven (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heaven_(novel))is a science fiction novel written by Ian Stewart and Jack Cohen. It was first published in 2004.

* Heaven (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heaven_(nightclub))is a nightclub in London, England which appeals predominantly (but not exclusively) to the gay market. It is located underneath Charing Cross railway station in Central London, just off Trafalgar Square.

* Heaven (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heaven) may refer to the physical heavens, the sky or the seemingly endless expanse of the universe beyond. ...

* Heaven (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heaven_(Ge ... kins_song)) a track from the album Dial 'W' for Watkins by Geraint Watkins ...

* Heaven (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heaven_(Ta ... eads_song)) is a song by the American New Wave band Talking Heads from their 1979 album Fear of Music. It explores the idea of achievement and purpose by way of identifying heaven as the perfect victory over human goals, and, subsequently, by showing this heaven as a place where the perfectly best ...

* Heaven (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heaven_(Oh_My_Goddess!))is one of the two divine factions in the Oh My Goddess! anime/manga series

* "Heaven (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heaven_(Must_Be_There))(Must Be There)" (sometimes shortened to just "Heaven") is a song by Eurogliders from their album This Island. The song was released as a 7" vinyl and a 12" in 1984.

* Heaven (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heaven_(Casteel_Series))is a 1985 novel by V. C. Andrews. It is the first of the five books in her Casteel series. Along with Dark Angel, it is one of the two ...

* Heaven (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heaven_(Nina_Girado_album))is the debut album by the R&B singer Nina. It was released late in 2002, and spawned five Top 10 hits, including two number ones. It is said to be one of the best R&B albums by a local act, especially that of a breakthrough artist. It is produced by Ricky R. Ilacad.

* Heaven (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heaven_(Mobius_Band_album))is the second full-length record by Mobius Band. It was released in 2007.

* Heaven (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heaven_(Cosmic_Baby_album))is a music album by techno/trance artist Cosmic Baby which was released in 1999. It is Cosmic Baby's fourth full-length album.

* Heaven (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heaven_(Warrant_song))is a song by American hard rock / glam metal band Warrant. A power ballad, it was released in 1989 as the second single from Warrant's debut album Dirty Rotten Filthy Stinking Rich. ...

* Heaven (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heaven_(Jónsi_song))was the Icelandic entry in the Eurovision Song Contest 2004, performed in English by Jónsi.

I like the way Heaven is portrayed in novel 'The Lovely Bones'. I don't believe in that or anything like it, but it sure does paint a pretty picture of an afterlife. The way heaven it shown as being tailored to each individual certainly sounds appealing.

twaddler (imported) wrote: Fri Mar 27, 2009 8:44 am The way heaven it shown as being tailored to each individual certainly sounds appealing.

I guess that means the heaven you want rather than the heaven you deserve?

I like Pratchett's Discworld where Death is a non-denominational anthropomorphic manifestation who carts you off to whichever afterlife you believe you're going to get.