Castration Parties?

[IbPervert (imported)]

Perhaps someone should send this Myth into the MythBusters! :dong:

[mrt (imported)]

I do not know if you call it a party. We do have meetings or gatherings of members of this site. The parties are called MOM. They are held each year. Locations are listed in threads. Many of the members are castrated.

So I guess it is a castration party in a way. We do have a great times at them.

I just want to say that the one I attended was really fun. I hate to admit I was worried it would be "weird" but it was just a fun meeting of really great people who have a wide variety of backgrounds and experiences. Some were tough looking Motorcycle Gang like looking (Like IEunuch ) others very fem. Others somewhere in between.

Some were transexual, some were gay, some were straight, some had both of their testicles and some had one and of course a lot had none. Or at least said so because trust me this was not some kind of sexual "show us your scrotum" type of thing. Some were Eunuchs because of medical reasons (Cancer, Transexual, Orchialgia etc) others by choice, some ? I dunno... What amazed me what what a great bunch of people it was.

Great Conversations lots of laughter and frankly nice to meet people to help make being a "little" different seem much less odd....

[Paolo]

You didn't find us weird?!

What?

The outrage!

I am so insulted.

OK, everybody, this year, "Weird" is the theme.

Newbies beware.

[A-1 (imported)]

Maybe we should have games and prizes.

We coud get a supply of leather belts, some with empty pouches hanging from them and some with plastic sets like those that hang from the trailer hitches of varius pick-em-up trucks (http://www.bumpernuts.com/).

But HEY! Don't call US weird! In Maryland they are OUTLAWING testicles! CLICK HERE! (http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/co ... 01426.html)

In Florida, if state lawmakers have their way, nobody in Florida will be allowed to have testicles. (http://wonkette.com/382759/florida-lawm ... -testicles)

What a shame for the Spring Breakers, there is now something to be arrested for besides being drunk...

But the sad truth is out on many of the blogs... When FAKE TESTICLES are banned, then ONLY CRIMINALS will have fake testicles... (http://www.democraticunderground.com/di ... 89x3215893)

In Tampa, all fake testicles are to be SNIPPED! (http://www2.tbo.com/content/2008/apr/18 ... ay-replic/)

BUT! THIS FLORIDA LEGISLATOR, A REPUBLICAN, had 'em on his car until his wife INSISTED that they be removed. (http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2008 ... 227678.htm)

Ahhh, those silly Republicans and their CASTRATING WIVES!

More later, gotta go out to a concert.

Believe me, I am having too much fun here. I ain't finished with this yet, not by a LONG SHOT (or a short bag, whatever....)

[mrt (imported)]

You didn't find us weird?!

What?

The outrage!

I am so insulted.

OK, everybody, this year, "Weird" is the theme.

Newbies beware.

Well some say I am VERY weird so maybe its just a relative thing? I do like the idea of 30 people showing up with shirts that say simply... WEIRD

[mrt (imported)]

Maybe we should have games and prizes.

We coud get a supply of leather belts, some with empty pouches hanging from them and some with plastic sets like those that hang from the trailer hitches of varius pick-em-up trucks (http://www.bumpernuts.com/).

But HEY! Don't call US weird! In Maryland they are OUTLAWING testicles! CLICK HERE! (http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/co ... 01426.html)

In Florida, if state lawmakers have their way, nobody in Florida will be allowed to have testicles. (http://wonkette.com/382759/florida-lawm ... -testicles)

What a shame for the Spring Breakers, there is now something to be arrested for besides being drunk...

But the sad truth is out on many of the blogs... When FAKE TESTICLES are banned, then ONLY CRIMINALS will have fake testicles... (http://www.democraticunderground.com/di ... 89x3215893)

In Tampa, all fake testicles are to be SNIPPED! (http://www2.tbo.com/content/2008/apr/18 ... ay-replic/)

BUT! THIS FLORIDA LEGISLATOR, A REPUBLICAN, had 'em on his car until his wife INSISTED that they be removed. (http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2008 ... 227678.htm)

Ahhh, those silly Republicans and their CASTRATING WIVES!

More later, gotta go out to a concert.

Believe me, I am having too much fun here. I ain't finished with this yet, not by a LONG SHOT (or a short bag, whatever....)

Ahh ok so men with prosthetic testicles are banned in some states?! :-\ Or am I just banned from showing them whilst hanging from the bumper of a pick up truck? THAT I AGREE WITH!!!

[FianceeUvBigGuy (imported)]

Yoli here,

To be truthful, we ladies of the KiKaKo (Kinky Kastration Koven) have "scripted" what we fantasize as castration parties. Of course, unless Marlene's pet male agrees to lose 'em it's not likely we'll ever have such a party.

That said, we do have gatherings whereat Barry T. Eunuch and Houston Eunuch #1 display their wares (or lack thereof) for the membership. This is a ritual of initiation when a new member is welcomed into the KiKaKo. Touching is permitted and encouraged. The disparity in peepee size between the two guys is always commented on.

At the upcoming party (two new members being welcomed,) I will unveil the Thai ladyboy I've been fortunate to form a relationship with. That ought to pop some eyes! Then there'll REALLY be disparity in size! Large, small, teeny weeny...errr...wienie.

Well, too busy to chat. Must scoot.

Luv, etc.

Yoli