women who like to castrate men

[fhunter]

But imagine the greater reaction if Dear Yoli turned out to be a man! You show up at the next MoM and Yoli is a large, hairy middleeastern man with an unkept full beard poor dental hygiene, bed sores on his ass, who can only fit into a bed sheet and smells like limburger cheese with a hankering for eunuchs?

on a hiatus from humanity

chilli-

Yoli? A man? It can't be...

[amahl_shukup (imported)]

Hmmm, given my own morbid fascination with castration (I'm a window shopper, don't want to buy...right now, anyway), I wish a woman like FianceeUvBigGuy was in my circle of friends so we could chat over dinner or latte's about her fascination (and mine) with the subject. If you're ever in the Deep South, ma'am, let me know you're coming and I'll meet you for drinks, a chat, and education.

[FianceeUvBigGuy (imported)]

Yoli? A man? It can't be...

You're right; It can't be unless my parents, the doctor who signed my birth certificate, my gynecololgist, and a few very intimate friends have all been horribly mistaken.

I may love men in general, and one in particular (Two, if you count Barry T. Eunuch, and I most certainly love my dad and grandfather,) but I surely do NOT wish to be one.

Re "Thecia"...Nope, not me. Frankly, I am not a big fan of her stories but that's simply a matter of MY taste and no fault of hers. In fact, I burned out on the stories here quite some time ago and rarely ever give them a glance. I'd rather write from real life anyway.

Yoli

The real deal, if you don't mind!

[Arab Nights (imported)]

And, in the words of auto personality Tex Earnhardt, "That ain't no bull."

[chilliwilli (imported)]

And, in the words of auto personality Tex Earnhardt, "That ain't no bull."

I was just suggesting a "what if"...that's all...

chilli-

[Arab Nights (imported)]

And, in the words of auto personality Tex Earnhardt, "That ain't no bull."

That was my attempt at a light and (?) mildly humorous takeoff of Yoli's comments.

[Hash (imported)]

Daughter is also a young woman who posts here often. She's a senior member but not senior. She's got a great avatar and a good perspective on the subjects presented.

[FianceeUvBigGuy (imported)]

I was just suggesting a "what if"...that's all...

chilli-

You're forgiven, C-Willi, but if it makes you feel any better I want you to know that when I went for my morning swim I got out of the pool after doing my laps, stepped over behind the pool cabana, thrust my hips forward, spread 'em, and tinkled standing up. Actually, I do that often so I can "maintain the skill" for when I'm in the great outdoors. Not one drop down either leg!

Of course, there's a dead spot in the grass 'cause "Where Yoli goes nothing grows."

Still can't write my name in the snow, though, because the "Y" is a real challenge and there's no snow.

Now be a good boy or Yoli will have your balls for bookends!

Love just the same.

Yoli

PeeYess: Now that I think of it, perhaps Stewie will lend me his peepee for the purpose of improving my aim. He's been offering it to me for quite a while.

Questions: Do I just plug 'n play, uhhhh, pee or will it require professional installation? Does it come with instructions? Are batteries (purchased separately?) required? If I use that "thing" will I then be pissing rather than "peeing" or "tinkling"? Will I be able to finally f--- Ash(leigh), Barry T. Eunuch, and my little Asian ladyboy treasure? If so, I might not return it once the experiment is over.

Y.

[chilliwilli (imported)]

Now be a good boy or Yoli will have your balls for bookends!

QUOTE]

Wow!:D...Talk about being between a rock and hard place...must be time to get a job...nah...those taxes are sick...think I'll read some naughty books instead!

Celebrate Adversity!

chilli-

[coinflipper_21 (imported)]

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Still can't write my name in the snow, though, because the "Y" is a real challenge and there's no snow. ...

You must be block printing. Try script.