Re: Yoli's Dream re Gloryholes
Posted: Tue Dec 02, 2008 5:10 pm
Yoli when I would dream of gloryholes I always dreamt that they were padded at the top. This would save me from explaining a bruised forehead.
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Re: Yoli's Dream re Gloryholes
Posted: Tue Dec 02, 2008 7:00 pm
Yoli, I'm still trying to get past the idea that you have dreams with credits!
Re: Yoli's Dream re Gloryholes
Posted: Wed Dec 03, 2008 4:28 am
coinflipper_21 (imported) wrote: Tue Dec 02, 2008 7:00 pm Yoli, I'm still trying to get past the idea that you have dreams with credits!
Don't you? Only the best Technicolor dreams by MGM, UA and so on are worth paying attention to.
Re: Yoli's Dream re Gloryholes
Posted: Wed Dec 03, 2008 10:48 am
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Yoli,
Got to love your description of your side of the wall. One thing I have never seen depicted in porn is a glory hole with all the comforts of a Turkish harem. No problem finding staff, either, with all those fresh eunuchs. Hey, it's your dream! But Yoli, what about the other side of the wall? There ought to be some comforts for the guy having his last BJ. At least some thin padding on the wall an maybe an ass strap to hold him tightly to the wall so he can give his full attention while enjoying you working your magic.
FianceeUvBigGuy (imported) wrote: Sat Nov 29, 2008 7:28 am The setting will be luxurious, at least on MY side of the wall and the place won't smell like a gym. There will be a carafe of good wine to "rinse" with between sessions, and the lighting will be intimate yet sufficient to afford visual appreciation of each man's goods as they are presented. (NO ugly peepees need apply.)...
Yoli,
Got to love your description of your side of the wall. One thing I have never seen depicted in porn is a glory hole with all the comforts of a Turkish harem. No problem finding staff, either, with all those fresh eunuchs. Hey, it's your dream! But Yoli, what about the other side of the wall? There ought to be some comforts for the guy having his last BJ. At least some thin padding on the wall an maybe an ass strap to hold him tightly to the wall so he can give his full attention while enjoying you working your magic.
Re: Yoli's Dream re Gloryholes
Posted: Sat Dec 20, 2008 7:07 pm
FianceeUvBigGuy (imported) wrote: Sat Nov 29, 2008 7:28 am Steak Sauce,
I'm a little foggy this AM due to wretched excess involving imbibing, gustatory overconsumption, and some rather strenuous "calisthenics" somewhere around 10PM(start)-1120PM(finish) involving Barry T. Eunuch and another female.
Soooo...Could you explain what you mean by "it" in your query?
Re THE dream. No recurrence so far but I'm hoping for better luck in the next few nights.
Someone among those who know about the dream (a T'giving guest) suggested that some mary-joo-wanna or a recreational pharmaceutical might help trigger, even enhance, the next "chapter" but I do NOT do drugs or smoke weed NOR do we allow such on the premises...NO exceptions.
I neglected to mention what might be called "details" when I first posted.
While the dream WAS a first I have, more than once, fantasized about a place where men are drained, pre-castration, in a purely anonymous setting. I envisioned women (or, I guess, men) being allowed, for a fee, to provide the oral ministrations and that all "clients" must be shaved and scrupulously scrubbed before submitting to the attentions of those on the other side of the wall. No males afflicted with phimosis will be "treated", having to settle for handjobs instead.
It really tingles me to imagine women of means and higher social and financial status actually paying to participate in the process. There'll be no street whores involved.
The setting will be luxurious, at least on MY side of the wall and the place won't smell like a gym. There will be a carafe of good wine to "rinse" with between sessions, and the lighting will be intimate yet sufficient to afford visual appreciation of each man's goods as they are presented. (NO ugly peepees need apply.)
Well, time for b'fast, as if ANY of us need more food after y'day's excesses.
There are TONS of leftovers and of such a variety and quality that any gourmand/gourmet would think he/she had died and entered Valhalla should he/she enter the Big House's kitchen and open the huge fridge or enter the walk-in cooler. Of course, the more delicate might suffer a fainting spell at the sight of deer and wild hog components a-dangle therein.
As for your loving Yoli, however, she'll settle for two poached ova, OJ, and an English Muffin...and maybe later, Ash(leigh)'s muff. She has regrown her blonde pubic patch...some sort of winter thing, I guess. Tasty, nonetheless, though it tickles my nose.
Our guests will remain until Sunday, so there're more fun 'n games in the offing, and, best of all, the Thai ladyboy is due in with the nicer of the Houston eunuchs later today.
Life is good. I hope yours is too...all of you, especially Uncle Wolfie.
Love.
Yoli
Fresh from an astounding "delivery/deposit" in the poopatorium. I though I was in labor!
Oh, don't be so squeamish. We have a bidet...G'day!
,
...it was a BAD joke...
...The Sybian...
...most women I know with a bidet are ALL WASHED UP...
Oh hell! just shoot me now! :shot191:
Re: Yoli's Dream re Gloryholes
Posted: Sun Dec 21, 2008 6:05 am
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Yoli takes aim....
A-1 (imported) wrote: Sat Dec 20, 2008 7:07 pm ...it was a BAD joke...
...The Sybian...
...most women I know with a bidet are ALL WASHED UP...
Oh hell! just shoot me now! :shot191:
Yoli takes aim....
Re: Yoli's Dream re Gloryholes
Posted: Sun Dec 21, 2008 6:35 am
Finally! THE dream recurred, but during an afternoon nappy I took in order to be all bright-eyed and perky for a Christmas party Ash(leigh), Marlene (and prospective eunuch beau) and I attended last evening.
But first...I stayed relatively sober 'cause I had to take a friend's car home to our place for safekeeping while he's away for a few months...not in jail! It's called a Mangusta and it's...it's...WOW! See here:
http://www.englebretson.com/eric/images ... 80x960.jpg
and here:
http://www.englebretson.com/eric/images ... 80x960.jpg
The car in the pics is NOT his...His is dark blue. I don't know the person who owns the silver one but I'd like to
Anyway, I get to use it while he's away but will do so sparingly and NEVER unless sober. Fast car! The top is not cloth and disappears nicely when down...which it was as I drove it home.
Oh, right...the dream.
Well, not much has changed around Miss Yoli's Pre-Castration BJ Parlor except that in this episode I mostly watch as others perform the act of charity AND I get to go on the other side of the wall and "supervise". I instruct the poor guys on the procedure and see that their goodies are all squeaky clean. As well, at least in one case where the "client" was having difficulty in achieving orgasm (fear factor, it seems,) I aided by stripping and embracing him from the rear while murmuring encouragement and reminders of what was soon to occur, alternating that with reaching under from behind and fondling/tugging-to-loosen his baggie. He was a mousy little guy, maybe around 50 in age, with a little pot belly and a bald spot. His peepee and ballsies were not exactly overwhelming either. I WOULD draw HIS number, *&^@X$!, but I think he spuzzed...finally.
I was only asleep for maybe 45 minutes so one might say I maximized my time:D Woke up VERY moist and squirmy and since Ash(leigh) was on an errand I consoled myself by throwing the saddle on "Ol' Sybian" and rode the range while viewing some of my largish collection of castration-related "visual aids". including a home vid of our castrated Asian ladyboy friend doing a great strip tease and close-up "expose'" of her lonely little peepee.
Just as I was tidying up Ol' Sybian Ash(leigh) came home and muttered that our electric bill was gonna bankrupt us if I didn't ride less often. Well, since all bills here, save for our personal fuel, groceries, booze, and shopping binges, and other stuff, in Shangri-La are paid from BG's accounts we need not worry
Well, gotta wait for Episode Three. Soon, SOON! I say!
And now, to kiss/caress Miss Ash(leigh) awake so we can shower and join friends for breakfast at The Cracker Barrel...Yummo!
More KAWFEEEE!
Yoli
A very, VERY bad girl, and loving it.
But first...I stayed relatively sober 'cause I had to take a friend's car home to our place for safekeeping while he's away for a few months...not in jail! It's called a Mangusta and it's...it's...WOW! See here:
http://www.englebretson.com/eric/images ... 80x960.jpg
and here:
http://www.englebretson.com/eric/images ... 80x960.jpg
The car in the pics is NOT his...His is dark blue. I don't know the person who owns the silver one but I'd like to
Anyway, I get to use it while he's away but will do so sparingly and NEVER unless sober. Fast car! The top is not cloth and disappears nicely when down...which it was as I drove it home.
Oh, right...the dream.
Well, not much has changed around Miss Yoli's Pre-Castration BJ Parlor except that in this episode I mostly watch as others perform the act of charity AND I get to go on the other side of the wall and "supervise". I instruct the poor guys on the procedure and see that their goodies are all squeaky clean. As well, at least in one case where the "client" was having difficulty in achieving orgasm (fear factor, it seems,) I aided by stripping and embracing him from the rear while murmuring encouragement and reminders of what was soon to occur, alternating that with reaching under from behind and fondling/tugging-to-loosen his baggie. He was a mousy little guy, maybe around 50 in age, with a little pot belly and a bald spot. His peepee and ballsies were not exactly overwhelming either. I WOULD draw HIS number, *&^@X$!, but I think he spuzzed...finally.
I was only asleep for maybe 45 minutes so one might say I maximized my time:D Woke up VERY moist and squirmy and since Ash(leigh) was on an errand I consoled myself by throwing the saddle on "Ol' Sybian" and rode the range while viewing some of my largish collection of castration-related "visual aids". including a home vid of our castrated Asian ladyboy friend doing a great strip tease and close-up "expose'" of her lonely little peepee.
Just as I was tidying up Ol' Sybian Ash(leigh) came home and muttered that our electric bill was gonna bankrupt us if I didn't ride less often. Well, since all bills here, save for our personal fuel, groceries, booze, and shopping binges, and other stuff, in Shangri-La are paid from BG's accounts we need not worry
Well, gotta wait for Episode Three. Soon, SOON! I say!
And now, to kiss/caress Miss Ash(leigh) awake so we can shower and join friends for breakfast at The Cracker Barrel...Yummo!
More KAWFEEEE!
Yoli
A very, VERY bad girl, and loving it.
Re: Yoli's Dream re Gloryholes
Posted: Tue Dec 23, 2008 11:42 am
Electric Bill, ahh....
Just put a generator on a windmill and plug it into a bank of batteries with a AC inverter, that way, when the wind dies down you still ride for free...
...seems that there is always a lot of wind in Texas...
Just put a generator on a windmill and plug it into a bank of batteries with a AC inverter, that way, when the wind dies down you still ride for free...
...seems that there is always a lot of wind in Texas...