dinky (imported) wrote: Tue Jul 29, 2008 3:42 pm Subject: Dopey

The 7 dwarfs go to the Vatican, and because they are THE dwarfs, they are

ushered in to see the Pope.

Dopey leads the pack. "Son," says the Pope, "What can I do for you?"

Dopey replies, "Excuse me, your Excellency, but are there any dwarf nuns

in Rome?"

The Pope wrinkles his brow at the odd question, thinks for a moment and

answers, "No, Dopey, there are no dwarf nuns in Rome."

In the background, a few of the dwarfs start giggling. Dopey turns around

and gives them a glare, silencing them.

Dopey turns back, "Your Worship, are there any dwarf nuns in all of

Europe?" The Pope, puzzled now, again thinks for a moment and then

answers, "No, Dopey, there are no dwarf nuns in Europe."

This time, all the other dwarfs burst into laughter. Once again, Dopey turns

around and silences them with an angry glare.

Dopey turns back to the Pope and says, "Mr. Pope, are there ANY dwarf

nuns anywhere in the world?"

"I'm sorry, my son, there are no dwarf nuns anywhere in the world."

The other dwarfs collapse into a heap, rolling and laughing, pounding the

floor, tears rolling down their cheeks as they begin chanting,

"Dopey screwed a penguin!... Dopey screwed a penguin!"

kristoff wrote: Tue Jul 29, 2008 4:47 pm And this has what to do with Flo, sheep, and goats? Hope you had a painless day, Flo