tugon (imported) wrote: Sun Jul 13, 2008 3:31 pm When I was in management I walked into the break room where several of the employees were laughing. One turned to me and asked if I would like a bordeaux and I said I would love one. More laughter this time at my expense. The next question was "how many times would you like one?" and I said "every night after leaving here". Finally someone said I thought only women used them. I turned and asked "are you talking about bidets"? They thought for a minute and realized the word was bidet. I explained I thought they meant a red wine. They giggled some more and I do not think their mental image was of me relaxing with a glass of red wine.

Uncle Flo (imported) wrote: Sun Jul 13, 2008 7:19 am First: A $400 toilet seat?????? I paid $4.77 for the latest one I bought. Second: I don't need technical help to get my ass wet on a toilet. Third: None of us needs another useless gadget that consumes electricity. --FLO--

FianceeUvBigGuy (imported) wrote: Sat Jul 12, 2008 5:07 pm Wow! And I thought I was upscale 'cause we have a bidet!

Yoli

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