Saturday night sex list:

One rubber chicken

Two penguin feet

One can of Crisco

One bag of feathers

One live ferret

Yup, that's it. Hmmm, now where did I put Daughter's telephone number?

MacTheWolf (imported) wrote: Sun Jun 29, 2008 2:02 pm Saturday night sex list:

One rubber chicken

Two penguin feet

One can of Crisco

One bag of feathers

One live ferret

Yup, that's it. Hmmm, now where did I put Daughter's telephone number?

No socks! You have to have socks--white ones! Cisco is bad for your heart, old man!

Well, when I show up here with a shinny bald head, no balls, and a limp little weenie, you will know that I have switched dom for sub. But don't bet on it unless the nurse is really ready and able. I would have to spend the rest of my days giving her head.

Blaise (imported) wrote: Sun Jun 29, 2008 4:17 pm No socks! You have to have socks--white ones! Cisco is bad for your heart, old man!

Strange that you mentioned that; one of my bigger fetishes is males wearing too-long socks... guys in oversized soccer socks, football socks, etc etc, but also the 'footy' kind... where the top barely comes up to the ankle. And guys in tights... although I'm also a major foot-fetish guy, so at least I can enjoy feet both ways; all-dressed or naked-plain.

All-dressed chips, however, can go to heck

Also, and this is odd because I like a comfy look normally, I get horny when I really dress up in my best clothes, regardless of the occasion. I'll never figure that out. Normally, I hate the idea of having to dress up.

I refuse, however, to bring up my 'thing' about extra-hairy midgets with pot-bellies who shove garbonzo beans up their noses while wearing whirlygig-beanie caps, however. Some things should just remain private.

StefanIsMe (imported) wrote: Sun Jun 29, 2008 9:25 pm Strange that you mentioned that; one of my bigger fetishes is males wearing too-long socks... guys in oversized soccer socks, football socks, etc etc, but also the 'footy' kind... where the top barely comes up to the ankle. And guys in tights... although I'm also a major foot-fetish guy, so at least I can enjoy feet both ways; all-dressed or naked-plain.

All-dressed chips, however, can go to heck

Also, and this is odd because I like a comfy look normally, I get horny when I really dress up in my best clothes, regardless of the occasion. I'll never figure that out. Normally, I hate the idea of having to dress up.

I refuse, however, to bring up my 'thing' about extra-hairy midgets with pot-bellies who shove garbonzo beans up their noses while wearing whirlygig-beanie caps, however. Some things should just remain private.

See: Stefan is kinky whereas my fetish is the norm -

MacTheWolf (imported) wrote: Sun Jun 29, 2008 2:02 pm Saturday night sex list:

One rubber chicken

Two penguin feet

One can of Crisco

One bag of feathers

One live ferret

Yup, that's it. Hmmm, now where

MacTheWolf (imported) wrote: Sun Jun 29, 2008 10:10 pm did I put Daughter's telephone number?

:laugh

See: Stefan is kinky whereas my fetish is the norm :

"Normal", my fine featherd flustergenarian, may apply only if the feathers don't come from the same penguin as the feet came from; remember, always maintain at least a 2nd-cousin distance in all sexual encounters to avoid... well... in this case, penguin-footed rubber-skinned crisco-eating featherd ferret-faced offspring.

(note to powers-that-be; you should dis-allow me from posting priviledges after 2:00am....)

StefanIsMe (imported) wrote: Sun Jun 29, 2008 11:15 pm

MacTheWolf (imported) wrote: Sun Jun 29, 2008 10:10 pm

See: Stefan is kinky whereas my fetish is the norm -

You have a fetish for Norm?!?! --FLO--

All of my fetishes are in the basement, you know, where those little 10 yo.-drug-addict-alcoholic-smoker-eunuchs of mine are guarding the plutonium. They're not too happy, though, since I put them to installing mortars to keep the neighbors in line.

Paolo wrote: Mon Jun 30, 2008 7:38 pm All of my fetishes are in the basement, you know, where those little 10 yo.-drug-addict-alcoholic-smoker-eunuchs of mine are guarding the plutonium. They're not too happy, though, since I put them to installing mortars to keep the neighbors in line.

I keep my plutonium in a shoe box under the bed.

Paolo wrote: Mon Jun 30, 2008 7:38 pm They're not too happy, though, since I put them to installing mortars to keep the neighbors in line.

Shame on you! Really now, if they are good little ten-year-olds, and obviously they are if they are smoking and drinking like you tell them to, then REALLY, the kids deserve a 155 mm self propelled howitzer. Something with a bit more punch than some silly 40 mm mortar. Come on now, dig deep in those pockets and buy them a toy all the other alcoholic-smoker kids will be envious of!