Daughter (imported) wrote: Tue Apr 15, 2008 6:22 pm Wait... So who wants to pay for MY wedding??? *batting eyelashes..* *looking cute and innocent*

tee hee...

Being a long suffering wedding photographer I will take the wedding photos. We could have the good Sister licensed to perform weddings and then other members can take care of the reception. Preparing the food, decorating the hall and bartending. It will be so tasteful. Many eunuchs to give you away. Can we cry at the ceremony? Can we give the groom his bachelor party?

Daughter (imported) wrote: Tue Apr 15, 2008 6:22 pm Wait... So who wants to pay for MY wedding??? *batting eyelashes..* *looking cute and innocent*

tee hee...

ATTENTION all you handsome guys with cash, I've had the honor of seeing Daughter in person and she is definitely cute. As to innocent... she must be as I only got to see one of her tattoos - heh heh

MacTheWolf (imported) wrote: Mon Apr 14, 2008 9:06 pm According to a documentary I watched, the average wedding costs $27,000.

That's a good reason to either (1) not have daughters or (2) beginher dowry early...like the day after she's born.

The secret is to get them so PISSED OFF at you that they elope...

Actually, I'd consider marriage if my fiance looked as good from behind as

A-1's wife does

MacTheWolf (imported) wrote: Mon Apr 14, 2008 9:06 pm According to a documentary I watched, the average wedding costs $27,000.

Wolfie,

My sister's nuptials were far in excess of that, according to my dad. After the festivities were over and the "wedly-news" had departed on their h'moon cruise (also funded by the parental units, but at least jointly with the groom's parents,) Dad turned to me and said "Couldn't you become a lesbian or something? Another one of these will bankrupt me UNLESS you wait until you're fifty to get hitched!"

I began to weep, prettily, of course (method acting, also of course.) Dad got all upset and blurted "I didn't mean it! I didn't mean it!"

Nowadays, I get the "So, when will we need to start planning YOUR wedding, Yolanda?" from both of them on a regular basis. If I'm feeling a bit impish I reply "Well, you told me to become a lesbian and...." That freaks 'em!

Frankly, Uncle W, I rather doubt that I'll ever become a bride, unless a change in the law and public perception allows me to marry BOTH BigGuy and WOBG. Of course, she and I might wear him out in record time.

Living and loving with Miss Ash(leigh) is something akin to married life but with a definitely wider set of boundaries, given the fun 'n games with BG (+WOBG, his lovely lady), Barry T. Eunuch, and some other select ladies. If Dad knew for certain (he suspects, I'm sure,) that I am, though not a lesbian, exercising my three options in the area of sexual partners (one man, one eunuch, a few ladies,) he'd have a coronary, somehow blaming it all on the that joking comment he made a few years ago.

Kids? I love them and my sister's offspring provide all I need by way of THAT experience. Why have stretch marks on MY pretty tummy?

That's your Yoli...always the practical one!

Did I mention that I love and pray for you? Well, I do!

Yoli

That allegedly sane girl in SATX (Rumors!)

tugon (imported) wrote: Tue Apr 15, 2008 7:13 pm Can we give the groom his bachelor party?

Why does that make me nervous? LOL

Daughter (imported) wrote: Wed Apr 16, 2008 3:23 am Why does that make me nervous? LOL

Now you should NOT be nervous at all. IF the groom is anything like that "car repo" guy (the psychotic stalker guy mentioned in the other thread) I can assure you that you will find him a much better "man" (oh, whatever, he will be a lot better) once we are finished with him!

Yeah, you can have the repo-guy. Hell, I might even pay to watch that one!

No monies required, Lass! We'll do a repo of sorts, for free, that will keep that knucklefuck in check pretty much until he's dead. Jersey style! With a punch in the throat for good measure!

OH! I sooooooooo want to make the repo-creeepo the star character in one of the EA "forced castration" scenes.

Daughter, tell the obsessive stalker creepo repo guy that you just cannot resist his charms and you want him to meet your family.... you have a lot of "uncles" here at EA who just have to take him out on the town... When we are done with him, he won't be so damn snoopy, won't want to get your DMV driving records, he will be a LOT calmer and nicer I would bet.