Me young! ahhhhh I blush you seem like such a nice perverted man!

I could grow to like you!
Part of me is joking about the IQ test, and the other part sees the overall benefits to the future of mankind.
When it comes to Father God and Mother God, (he can have a partner too)
I believe that he does not care what your sexual practice is! We are hear to learn something and report back. This world is the illusion and heaven is the reality. Starting to deviate from normal Christian teaching. God will give us as many lives as you want, so that you can obtain the level of perfection you want.
Time for a short story....
A father tells his child not to touch the stove, and one day the child does touch the stove and yells in pain. The father comes running...
does the father
a) kick the child out of the house for disobeying the rules?
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b) comforts the child and says, "see now you know the stove is hot which is why you should not touch it!
Would any decent father kick his kid out of house for breaking a rule? No, so then why would Father God kick you out of heaven for breaking one of his?
God loves you and will never turn his back on you, but you can turn your back on him.
Not wanting to get into any flame war, but personally I do not believe in Satan or Hell! They were both created in the 1400s and written up in a book called "Dante's Inferno" before that it was vague.
How to worship God!
- open a door for someone
- help out that person in line who needs just a bit more money
- hand out gift cards to strangers
- be nice to people
How to NOT worship God
- push someone out of the way so you can get in faster
- laugh at that person who needs just a bit more money
- be greedy and horde everything
- growl at people (ok bratty screaming children in stores do not count!:D)
There is no one correct religion because they are all worship the same deity in some fashion. (well there might be a few occult-ish ones)
Religion is not about worshiping God it is about being in a community of like minded people.
I am Gay too! and Do not get me started on "born-again" nut jobs! There is very little difference between terrorists and "born-again" people. They are both fanatics that do not listen to logic and reason because they think they know better.
Part of our job has humans on earth is to learn how to get along with each other, and if we do not humanity will destroy itself or God will allow something to happen that will force us to learn to get along.
Ok, who got blood all over the pulpit?