Ah, the fleeting Valentines of our past -- even those who were passed out ...

... but still watching.

As to screwdrivers, what kind of head did Philip have?

Maybe he gave head with an x-modified forked tongue.

As to screwdrivers too (Part II), the orange juice is good for you.

Reminds me of a favorite joke:

"Why does alcohol have a warning to pregnant women after the fact -- as most wouldn't be in that condition if it weren't for alcohol in the first place."

Oh de Adolf und his Valentine vould laugh over dat one. "Ha, Heil, Ha, Heil," they vould chortle all day long. Und, oh, they loved to vatch too.

- NeinNazi YahLittleNuts

MacTheWolf (imported) wrote: Mon Feb 18, 2008 11:52 am I gave up screwing as a waste of time. Because, I can't find the damn screwdriver.

I will borrow that quotation. Thanks!

Meanwhile, what were others doing on V Day?

Ah, as it turns out, we should have wished Eliot and his Valentine du juor, Kristen, a Happy 2/13 and into 2/14 at the Mayflower, where all may get de-flowered ...

... if you have US $4,300 to spare.

Heidi Fleiss, bi the way, is quoted as saying the guv must have wanted to do a good ass fucking, based on the phone transcripts. None of us can relate to that particular maneuver, I'm sure. Ha.

For just a little more than $4,300 Eliot Loch Ness could have had his tempt-causing testes lopped off. He should have gone to Philly instead of DC. Or Thailand, where he could have a boob job thrown in.

Wonder how the guv's next Valentine's Day will be?

Vot silly Americans you is.

-NeinNaziYahLittleNuts