This may cause a riot, but...

[A-1 (imported)]

Listen, Smarty pants, MY beaver IS bald...thanks to skillful shaving performed by one Miss Ash(leigh)! So there!

But you're correct in that, when shaved, it more resembles a plump and demure little bivalve.

Yoli!

That's right...Yoli! And don't make me come over there!

Come where?

I think that we should all chip in and get Yoli some appointments at the salon to get a brazilian wax job and then, perhaps, some electrolysis appointments. That way, Ash(leigh) could get a rest from what has to be a tedious, yet joyful, job...

Failing in that, maybe we could hire somebody to rub the shaving creme in for Ash(leigh).

[tugon (imported)]

Come where?

I think that we should all chip in and get Yoli some appointments at the salon to get a brazilian wax job and then, perhaps, some electrolysis appointments. That way, Ash(leigh) could get a rest from what has to be a tedious, yet joyful, job...

Failing in that, maybe we could hire somebody to rub the shaving creme in for Ash(leigh).

If we are going to chip in on something I vote for a ticket to the MOM. There she would be surrounded by eunuchs and friends of eunuchs. I doubt if she would need our help but it would be wonderful to meet her.