How to PISS off a Christian...

[Beau Geste (imported)]

I once showed an LDS believer some of the evidence (which is abundant) that Joseph Smith was a confidence man who worked a number of scams before he hit on the idea of founding a religion. The Book of Mormon itself was apparently plagiarized from an unpublished novel written by somebody else.

I asked him, "Do you deny that Joseph Smith was a con man?"

His answer: "Maybe God chose to speak through a con man."

[genderless (imported)]

Although, that is not a impossible concept.

[kristoff]

I just ask all these door knockers to come in and kneel down and say a rosary or two with me. Never had any Catholic knockers, and no one else has ever looked back long enough to consider it as they ran away. Oh well, wouldn't mind kneeling down with some of them cute mormon boys....

[Riverwind (imported)]

The one that I always use for these fundamentalists is

Gen 1, 27 So God created man in his own image, in the image of God created he him; MALE AND FEMALE CREATED HE THEM.

Gen 2, 2, God rested on the 7th day

Gen 2, 7, And the Lord God formed man on the dust of the ground, and breathed into his nostrils the breath of life: giving him a soul.

So now we know were Cain went after he killed his brother, to see all those people without souls in the land of nod.

OK big question, how long between day 7 and Adam?

I know, shut up.

River

[kennath7 (imported)]

here is one i asked my teacher

if monkeys evolved in to man how come there are still monkeys

[tugon (imported)]

While I was still working at the hopital I stepped onto the elevator and an employee asked where I was going?

I said "To hell if I do not change my ways".

Well to find out she was a brand new born again and she followed me for several minutes telling me my soul could be saved. I told her I was joking but she was no longer able to accept humor in her life. I finally dove into the mens' restroom and when I thought it was safe to leave I was wrong. I did finally make my get away.

[A-1 (imported)]

here is one i asked my teacher

if monkeys evolved in to man how come there are still monkeys

...simple... he had to have SOMEBODY to make that creation museum in Kentucky.

[IbPervert (imported)]

My church (Mormon) told me that we have no idea how many days had passed between having cain and abel being born and when abel was killed. Also, we do not know how many other kids Eve might have had also...WOW Eve the baby making machine!!!!

About Noah

1) there is not enough water in the world to cover every piece of land!

2) Assuming there was enough water to cover everything the atmosphere would have be permanently altered and would not be what we have today

3) there is an old Babylonian story about a man and his family being washed out to sea and the struggles to get back. That could be a source of Noah and the flood.

4) Why is that only cultures around the Indian Ocean have stories of a global flood? One idea is that perhaps a meteor might have hit the sea. Everyone saw the damage from a tidal wave imagine the damage from an impact. They have even found evidence of a possible impact about 100 miles from Madagascar. To date they have found some 41 impact sites on land around the world, but have not really searched the ocean floor for any.

I suppose the creationist are saying that God only has the capacity to create in seven days. Also, so God is not capable of creating the everything in billions of years? Remember the Pope said everything revolved around the sun, and he was wrong.

Anytime science and religion contradict each other you need to go back and question your beliefs.

That was said by a rabbi I just do not remember his name.

The bible was put together in three clear stages.

1) when the Babylonians dragged the jews off they need a central source of beliefs and put together the first five books of Mosses. They were put together from four main sources and an editor deciding which parts to cut and paste.

2) The Romans took over the Jews they needed more canon and compiled the rest of the old testament. Once again they used stories that had been passed down and accounts written well after the fact and compiled them into one document.

3) The council of Nicea put together by Emperor Constantine in 325 ad. Every one was using a mish mash of handed down stories and and paper as gospel, and no agreed on anything. At the time Constantine took over the Romans there were four basic branches of Christianity

a) the Essenes

b) Jewish Christians

c) Roman Catholics

d) Coptic Orthodox

the Roman Catholics won simply because they resided in the seat of power and used there influence to disband, arrest and get rid of the others.

Constantine wanted one complete book and called all the early leaders together and gave them a bunch of money then ordered them to come up with one set of beliefs.

Only Christians believe in the New Testament. Jews, Muslims and Christians believe in the old testament.

Muslims view Jesus as a holy man not a savior, and they have stories of Jesus in the Koran.

Occasionally history channel runs some programming on who wrote the bible, and banned books of the Bible that are very interesting.

Also, every story in the Bible was written well after the facts. Some estimates are 500 to 3,000 years after each event. Get a group of people together tell one person a story then have that person tell the next and so on all the way around the room, and you know what, it wont be the same! And someone expects me to fully believe a story that was passed down for 500 years?

that is funny!

I recommend reading

"The Mystical Life of Jesus" by Sylvia Browne...it is very good and contradicts a number of points about the life of Christ in the Bible.

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My current beliefs are

1) there is no Satan or Hell! It was a creation of a man named Dante Alighieri who lived in the 1300's the book is commonly called Dante's Inferno.

2) there are bad people in the world who left God for some reason, and when they die the Angels push them right into the next body about to be born.

3) Jesus is not a Savior! He was sent to bring a message of peace and love and that was corrupted by greedy church's.

4) God the father and Mother God love everyone (even the bad ones) and send us down to learn much like parents send there kids to school. Why? so we can perfect our eternal souls. Tell me why God can not have a companion? Neither of them will ever turn there backs on you, but you can turn there back on them.

If a child is told not to touch the stove, and then later does so and burns him/her self do you kick the child out of the house for disobeying a commandment? or does a parent say something like, "see now you know why I said do not touch the stove!"

Father God is the Rock and he holds you steady in his hand. MOther God comes to your aide in times of trouble and helps out or has angels, etc.. help out.

God is about love. Father and Mother God are NOT about hate, greed, or any of mans pettiness so do not put them on God!

They do not care who you sleep with! How ever they do want you to be kind to your fellow humans and give that person a cut in line, or help feed the poor, volunteer at your local shelter or even animal shelter...Father and Mother God love the animals too!

Religion is not about worshiping God!

Religion is about a community of like minded people![/SIZE]

One last thing,

Feeling Guilty about something you did means your a good person. Do you think Hitler felt guilty about killing the Jews?

ok, ok down off the box!

[IbPervert (imported)]

...simple... he had to have SOMEBODY to make that creation museum in Kentucky.

P.S. that Creation museum is pure CRAP and an insult to GOD!

How about this....

Next time someone trys to "save your soul" tell them

"Creationism is an insult to GOD!" and add if it is at work...

if you do not stop I will report you to personnel for harassment!

[BossTamsin (imported)]

I'll preface this by saying that I am not a Christian. However...

I've never understood why, if God is all-powerful, He could not have used evolution as his tool to create man. As part of that, why do our concept of days have to correspond with His? Why can't the scientific explanations of the Big Bang and the creation of our universe be the methods by which He created everything?