Amazon " The Kings Dragon and I"
A FairyTale
by antonia
Once upon a time,
There I stood, face to face with the evil Kings Dragon.
This had been the only threat to the Amazons for decades,
as the King had used him to conquer the City of Amazon,
and ever since we were sentenced to rome the land,
without home or castle.
To tame the Dragon the King would feed him with virgins,
a crime we could never tolerate and many before me had taken
the quest to slay the Dragon and free us from the kings evil power.
There I stood face to face with the mighty beast,
sword and armour in shining steel blinding in the rays of the sun.
He stood 40' feet with a fearful glowing smoking snout and
mighty horns.
Puffing and panting his flames he gave an enormous roar,
that made the ground under my feet shiver.
For one second I nearly doubt but that was not to be,
instead I pulled all my courage together and raised my sword,
knowing that this was either my or his last breath,
not yet knowing that neither would be the case and the outcome...a surprise!
That Dragon lifted its body and head to take a deep breath,
I knew it would be now or my death.
I ran as fast as I could sword above my head screaming my charge.
The Dragon was surprised and his flaming breath came to late,
I had passed under the flames and stood between its legs.
I could see the glowing spot on his belly,
the only place and way a dragon can be killed.(and of course chopping of its head,
but I have heard that some regrow two heads afterwards;) )
Just as I was pulling back my sword to inflict my deadly strike
something bumped the back of my head.
In a startle I looked behind and to my surprise what did I see.
yes two giant enormous large balls staring at me.
I couldn't resist my true Amazon nature...
Instinctively I turned my body and with all of my might
I slashed the sword through the dragons scrotum,
I could feel every semen and blood cord as the sword passed through his giant heavy sac.
His balls fell to the ground with a heavy dumping sound.
The Dragon screamed and looked in a fright at his now smooth groin.
Laying on its side sniffing and crying whilst holding its claws between its legs,
I stood before him to give him the fatale blow and relieve him from pain and suffering.
He looked me in the eye and I felt somewhat pity, he didn't seem the threat he was anymore.
I took to his wounds and sutured the cords and scrotum.
Undressed myself from armour and with my tunica I bandaged his wound.
The Dragon stood and bowed over me, with his soft and giant tongue licked my naked body.:tongueout
I climbed his back and we rode off to the nomad tent City of Amazons.
Later that year we conquered the King(deballed him of course) and regained our homes.
The Dragon and I share home and bed,
never again thanks to the dragons tongue have I needed a man.
Und wenn Sie nicht gestorben sind,
leben Sie Heute noch glücklich zusammen bis am Ende ihrer Tage.
sweet good night dreams,
your antonia :tongueout :tongueout :tongueout
dedicated to my sister and friend Kelly
to give you a little smile in hospital
