An Associate Just Lost One (Ballsy)
Re: An Associate Just Lost One (Ballsy)
A friend of mine who lost both of his orbs 2 years ago to cancer, had them replaced with prosthetics. He just had to have one removed from his abdomen and replaced in his scrotum yesterday. Apparently, he was putting his niece down for a time-out and she kicked him. Tore the thing lose and shot it right up the inguinal. He said it hurt a lot, but he didn't wretch and puke as with the real deal...
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Re: An Associate Just Lost One (Ballsy)
kristoff wrote: Sun Jun 07, 2009 3:02 pm A friend of mine who lost both of his orbs 2 years ago to cancer, had them replaced with prosthetics. He just had to have one removed from his abdomen and replaced in his scrotum yesterday. Apparently, he was putting his niece down for a time-out and she kicked him. Tore the thing lose and shot it right up the inguinal. He said it hurt a lot, but he didn't wretch and puke as with the real deal...
...must have a HUGE inguinal ring. Hard to believe that he didn't end up with a hernia...
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Re: An Associate Just Lost One (Ballsy)
kristoff wrote: Sun Jun 07, 2009 3:02 pm A friend of mine who lost both of his orbs 2 years ago to cancer, had them replaced with prosthetics. He just had to have one removed from his abdomen and replaced in his scrotum yesterday. Apparently, he was putting his niece down for a time-out and she kicked him. Tore the thing lose and shot it right up the inguinal. He said it hurt a lot, but he didn't wretch and puke as with the real deal...
Spare the flamethrower and spoil the child.
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Re: An Associate Just Lost One (Ballsy)
A-1 (imported) wrote: Sun Jun 07, 2009 4:36 pm ...must have a HUGE inguinal ring. Hard to believe that he didn't end up with a hernia...
Well, they did go in abdominally, as well as at the top of the scrotum. Opportunity for repair was there... I suspect the surgeon stitched the inguinal shut as a precaution.
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Re: An Associate Just Lost One (Ballsy)
kristoff wrote: Mon Jun 08, 2009 7:59 am Well, they did go in abdominally, as well as at the top of the scrotum. Opportunity for repair was there... I suspect the surgeon stitched the inguinal shut as a precaution.
So now if he becomes chicken, the new eggs can't go down???? (lol)
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