An Associate Just Lost One (Ballsy)

[moi621 (imported)]

Regardless, his days of pocket pool, changed.

And how did this thread incur such wrath as to diminish the reputation of

FianceeUvBigGuy , aka Yoli ?

Or was it another thread?

She lost her yellow bars and has been reduced to only green ones.

Of course, no one can appreciate, Yoli, as i do - - in magnitude.

But, if some of you would please boost her reputation to the yellow bars she deserves, she may grace us with more, "Adventures of Yoli".

Thank You all

Yoli Moi & some EA Board Members

[micropenis (imported)]

Regardless, his days of pocket pool, changed.

And how did this thread incur such wrath as to diminish the reputation of

FianceeUvBigGuy , aka Yoli ?

Or was it another thread?

She lost her yellow bars and has been reduced to only green ones.

Of course, no one can appreciate, Yoli, as i do - - in magnitude.

But, if some of you would please boost her reputation to the yellow bars she deserves, she may grace us with more, "Adventures of Yoli".

Thank You all

Yoli Moi & some EA Board Members

Yoli has the best reputation with me. I will add some more on top of it too.

[Francis (imported)]

Seems a bit odd that it didn't start swelling for a couple of days Maybe a ruptured tunica albugensis that might have been fixable with immediate attention.

BTW Did you mispell the title up there? I presume this reflects the triumphany cry of the assailant. Shouldn't it have been "Ballseye!" ??DD

[FianceeUvBigGuy (imported)]

Seems a bit odd that it didn't start swelling for a couple of days Maybe a ruptured tunica albugensis that might have been fixable with immediate attention.

BTW Did you mispell the title up there? I presume this reflects the triumphany cry of the assailant. Shouldn't it have been "Ballseye!" ??DD

Francisco,

As to the events post-injury I followed the "Don't ask. Don't tell." rule.

If I learn anything more it will likely be in bits and pieces from his wife rather than from him. I have heard that he has, or will, receive a falsie to replace the recent departee.

Nope, I spelled it as I intended. Your Yoli tends to "babytalk" when speaking of the naughty bits. I usually refer to most :dong:s as "peepees" and what we girls attract them with by use of a "Symbol"...>^..^<. (>^,,^< when it's really "hungry" for a particular person's peepee, tongue, etc. Think "staring".) When referring to BOTH my lower ports-of-entry I sometimes use...(!)...get it?

Wait! There's more! If you order now...

Of the four castrated persons in my close orbit (including one Asian "Ladyboy") three of the peepees are referred to as such while the tiny and adorable morsel of the Asian LB is, in my mind, better labeled in some other way. I have yet to settle on a pet name for it but the current slate of candidates includes "Boy Clitty", "Peanut" (0r the Thai word for that so soon as I learn it.) "Vienna" (as in the little canned sausages.), and some others...suggestions welcome.

One of my friends, once seeing the item, suggested "Peeky" because the very tip and "eye" can be seen (If one looks closely, which IS fun!) peering from the little "O" of the foreskin...not exposed really, but like a little mouse just inside it's hiding place. Caution: Close observation can cause uncontrolled drooling!

I am NOT making this up!

Well, that's all the news that's fit to print.

And now I'm off to answer the latest PM from my secret pen pal and prepare for church (YES! Church! In the Choir!)

Yoli

The Crazy Girl in San Antonio (Texiz)

[emasculateme (imported)]

As far as the smaller peepees...the word i like to use for them is nubbin...but that's just me.

Francisco,

As to the events post-injury I followed the "Don't ask. Don't tell." rule.

If I learn anything more it will likely be in bits and pieces from his wife rather than from him. I have heard that he has, or will, receive a falsie to replace the recent departee.

Nope, I spelled it as I intended. Your Yoli tends to "babytalk" when speaking of the naughty bits. I usually refer to most :dong:s as "peepees" and what we girls attract them with by use of a "Symbol"...>^..^<. (>^,,^< when it's really "hungry" for a particular person's peepee, tongue, etc. Think "staring".) When referring to BOTH my lower ports-of-entry I sometimes use...(!)...get it?

Wait! There's more! If you order now...

Of the four castrated persons in my close orbit (including one Asian "Ladyboy") three of the peepees are referred to as such while the tiny and adorable morsel of the Asian LB is, in my mind, better labeled in some other way. I have yet to settle on a pet name for it but the current slate of candidates includes "Boy Clitty", "Peanut" (0r the Thai word for that so soon as I learn it.) "Vienna" (as in the little canned sausages.), and some others...suggestions welcome.

One of my friends, once seeing the item, suggested "Peeky" because the very tip and "eye" can be seen (If one looks closely, which IS fun!) peering from the little "O" of the foreskin...not exposed really, but like a little mouse just inside it's hiding place. Caution: Close observation can cause uncontrolled drooling!

I am NOT making this up!

Well, that's all the news that's fit to print.

And now I'm off to answer the latest PM from my secret pen pal and prepare for church (YES! Church! In the Choir!)

Yoli

The Crazy Girl in San Antonio (Texiz)

[AtomicMush (imported)]

How about "button"? Kinda looks like one...

[FianceeUvBigGuy (imported)]

How about "button"? Kinda looks like one...

Or even "Lower Belly Button"? "Spare Navel"? "Light Snack"?;)

Yoli

Up early and already being silly.

[moi621 (imported)]

But it would be an "outy" and not an "inny",

and what about that perfect oval shapes all those

models get surgically done.

Mine is an inny and round but, I bet Landa of Espania has

a perfect oval inny au naturale because some people are just blessed.

Still I see a lesson here over this thread. (ref. South Park)

Do not play any sort of football, rugby, soccur, basketball, etc with

a lady who has no use for men. Golf too. A practice swing with a iron

could do some considerable damage too.

[FianceeUvBigGuy (imported)]

But it would be an "outy" and not an "inny",

and what about that perfect oval shapes all those

models get surgically done.

Mine is an inny and round but, I bet Landa of Espania has

a perfect oval inny au naturale because some people are just blessed.

Still I see a lesson here over this thread. (ref. South Park)

Do not play any sort of football, rugby, soccur, basketball, etc with

a lady who has no use for men. Golf too. A practice swing with a iron

could do some considerable damage too.

(Yo)Landa here,

You guessed it. Mine is a vertical oval...almost an ellipse, and loves attention.

I read somewhere that we women don't like to have our navels messed with. Well , I DO! Light tickling, licking, and a pointed tongue inserted therein often triggers and/or enhances orgasms, much the same as kisses and caresses on my feet. My mani/pedi lady gets all glassy-eyed over them. One of these days I'm gonna invite her to do a house call. Possibilities!

Ash(leigh) swears I am a walking erogenous zone Not true! My left elbow is unresponsive.

Yoli

[Beau Geste (imported)]

This may be too intimate and personal a question--but, since the subject has been broached, and my curiosity has been raised, I thought I might ask this anyway. The navel is several inches from the external female sex organs (also from the male genitalia.) But the internal female reproductive organs are in the abdominal area right behind the navel. So this raises the question of whether stimulation of the navel, might initiate a response in the internal female organs. And, so, are the orgasms described, ones which originate from the vagina, the cervix, or somewhere else in the internal organs, rather than orgasms that are generated in the external organs? From what I have read, a lot of researchers express skepticism about the idea that vaginal orgasms occur, but some women claim to experience them.

For myself, the only thing that happened the last time I rubbed my navel, was, I got lint under my fingernail.