Crisco

[curious_guy (imported)]

Why did the EA member put Crisco on his penis?

[markle (imported)]

He had butter fingers.

[ramses (imported)]

Because he was trying to get it in a hot, hairy hole?

[JesusA (imported)]

Come on people, this is the Eunuch Archive:

It's because he thought it needed a little shortening....

[transward (imported)]

Come on people, this is the Eunuch Archive:

It's because he thought it needed a little shortening....

Now that is a worse (ie better) pun than any that were in the recent "Puns for the educated mind" thread.

Gro...oooan.

Transward

[curious_guy (imported)]

Come on people, this is the Eunuch Archive:

It's because he thought it needed a little shortening....

You got it.

[calmeilles (imported)]

As a limey my encounters with Crsico have only been of the literary variety.

For values of "literature" that might be decidedly low. Something that should be obvious what I confess that it was decades before I realised that Crisco was not designed as a lubricant.

[Dave (imported)]

As a limey my encounters with Crsico have only been of the literary variety.

For values of "literature" that might be decidedly low. Something that should be obvious what I confess that it was decades before I realised that Crisco was not designed as a lubricant.

OH MY!

In some places in the USA, it's an entire food group...

[clapner (imported)]

but that's shortening!