Penises We've Known

[bobover3 (imported)]

People have stopped writing, and that's a shame. Nothing carries more meaning than experience. So much of what we "know" comes from books, TV, movies, internet, gossip, etc., and so little from direct personal experience. But those experiences are what sticks. Things a person sees and does himself are what teaches him how life really is. I sometimes sicken of all the "idealism" and all the "shoulds" that swarm through our public culture. TV and movies are full of edifying sentiments, most of which bear scant resemblance to reality. I've seen so many terrible things, and beautiful things, none of which would make it into official culture. That's why I wanted to talk about sex here. It's the most private part of life, and often the most revealing. More memories -

When I was a college freshman, living in a dorm with three other young men, a young woman appeared at the dorm and lived there for weeks, the guest of one room, then another. One night she showed up at the suite I shared. My aggressively hetero roomie tossed her into my lap, saying we ought to get acquainted. Looking cute in my ski pajamas, I tried to hide my erection. After leading the girl to the next room, my two lusty roomies gritted their teeth and resolved to do their duty and fuck the girl. I, the virgin, was to go after.

Before any sperm could change hands (so to speak), a pal who was a champion wrestler arrived with two of his friends, all three dressed only in towels. They had heard that the girl was here, and they wanted in (so to speak). Everyone piled into my room. The wrestler whipped off his towel to display a huge bouncing erection. He strutted around the room, pulling down his erection from its tip and letting it spring up, again and again, glorious in his lust. His friends likewise detoweled and displayed their anatomical merits.

I got some good-natured ribbing - was I man enough to join them, did I like girls, etc.? Still in my ski pajamas and trying to hide a powerful erection, I had to work hard not to look too long in the wrong direction, if you know what I mean, though I'll never forget the wrestler's big thick dick springing up and down. (If only the jokers had known my true feelings! Three muscular young studs in the prime of their virility prancing around the room! It wasn't the girl next door who inspired my erection.)

The men debated order of precedence. My roomies would go first (it was their room), followed by the wrestler, his friends, and then me, if there was anything left. Rubbers were optional, should anyone scruple about sloppy seconds. (Just what I was hoping for! It would have been a thrill to feel my penis swimming in the semen of the five studs ahead of me.)

One roomie went to the girl and shut the door. At once, the waiting room filled with the impatient sounds of aroused young men. The wrestler said he couldn't wait, and if my roomie didn't hurry up, he was just going to rush in there. When one roomie returned, job done, the next immediately took his turn. The wrestler was stamping with frustration.

When my second roomie was done, he broke the news that the girl wanted no more men. The wrestler and friends left slowly, muttering and sullen, crestfallen if not cockfallen. One of the friends proposed rape. I still remember the ugly leer on his face. The wrestler was a gentlemen, though (he sits on the New Jersey Supreme Court today) - he stood between his friends, the would be rapists, and their intended victim. He wouldn't let them pass, and they backed down.

The next day, a smiling young Assistant Dean visited our rooms to ask if we had heard about the girl. I answered his knock, and played Eddy Haskell (from Leave It to Beaver) - "Oh, no, Dean, who's this girl?" The Dean told me that pussy smuggling was against College policy, and reminded me of the horrors of sexually transmitted diseases. "Very wise, Dean, I completely agree. I'll be sure to tell everyone" So that's how my two roomies got laid, and I got to see big bouncing dicks. What a happy youth!

[The Lurker (imported)]

Sp I just met a new penis in the last week...

We connected via the internet, and decided to have a sex date. When he showed at my home, he has charming and funny, artistic and completely easy going. I liked him immediately.

There is a protocol of sorts for this type of meeting. Basically, you meet and decide if there is a vibe or chemistry. If you hit it off, then you get naked. There is not much pretense involved.

Anyway, we got naked and ended up in my bedroom. he was more aggressive and explored me first. When it was my turn to explore his body, I was amazed and delighted to discover that he is a EUNUCH! Apparently hr lost a testicle a an infant, and later lost most of the other one in some sort of cord twisting debacle.

He takes T shots weekly and has amazing erections. His partial testicle is not detectable at all, and his scrotum is extremely small and tight to his body. It gives the appearance that he has no sack at all.

I got so hot playing with him!

his dick is 6 solid inches, thicker at the base and VERY sensitive, as are his nipples.

[Peter47-NL (imported)]

Sp I just met a new penis in the last week...

We connected via the internet, and decided to have a sex date. When he showed at my home, he has charming and funny, artistic and completely easy going. I liked him immediately. [-]

Anyway, we got naked and ended up in my bedroom. he was more aggressive and explored me first. When it was my turn to explore his body, I was amazed and delighted to discover that he is a EUNUCH! [-]

I got so hot playing with him!

his dick is [-] thicker at the base and VERY sensitive, as are his nipples.

I envy you!!!

[kizahakan (imported)]

My body is my temple and temple is open for business

[Peter47-NL (imported)]

Mostly I remember more about the person and not so much about his penis. When I had sex with a guy a friend always asked "Did he have a big one?" My answer was alway "What does that matter? A big cock is not important to me"

But some cocks I'll never forget.

The one of a guy who became a good friend, we only slept one night with eachother. He had a charming innocent boyish look, which was in such a contrast with his penis. When talk about that night he always says I was so sweet and friendly and I say that I was so surprised by his cock. It was erect 6 inch long and had a width of 8 inches. We had frottaged and jecked off eachother and I was happy he didn't ask me to fuck my ass.

There was that penis of an nice English guy I met years ago in the Amsterdam gay sauna. He too had this charming boyish look, but his penis was erect only 4 inch long and had a width of 3.5 inch. I'll never forget how nice it was to have this small cock up my butt, how he smoothly entered my ass and how lovely he moved inside me without hurting me at all.

Recently I was in the hot whirlpool of the gay sauna with a young and very fat English guy at my side. I played with his genitals and foud out his balls were not bigger than 0.5 inch and his tiny soft penis got hard and was erect not longer than 2 inch. I was pleasantly surprised by the small size, the smallest balls and cock I ever felt.

[TeraNata (imported)]

I'm hoping I qualify to post here even though I'm 0/3 on the gay, bisexual, or transgender front.

But I am a straight girl, so there are penises I have known!

Enough? I hope so.

We got naked, and he had one of the smallest penises I've ever seen. Sort of a mushroom - all head and almost no shaft. He rubbed that penis between my thighs from behind, came in about a minute, and left grinning, without otherwise touching me, even though I asked him. Small penis, big prick.

hahah oh god, that is all too familiar. Some men just will not take directions.

A bit of background is probably necessary as I don't think this is any of yalls generation:

Children of the 90s were obsessed with Neopets, a website where users take care of virtual pets.

You can buy paintbrushes to paint your pets, and one of them is the starry night paintbrush, (http://i35.tinypic.com/2w6yneq.jpg) which made your creature look like this (http://images.neopets.com/pets/happy/bl ... y_baby.gif)

One morning I wake up in a guy's bed about a half hour before my first class. He needed to drive me home but was horny and insistent. I didn't really have the time, but in the end thought "oh, I can't really turn him down, he's really put in effort and painted his dick with a starry night paintbrush in honour of the European Union."



Yeah. It wasn't until halfway through my 8am politics professor's lecture on James Madison that I realised THAT MAKES NO FUCKING SENSE.

Penises I have know: one straight out of goddamned neopets.

[bobover3 (imported)]

TeraNata, your expertise is most welcome. You may have a perspective different from the LGBT crowd that's usually here, and that may be an education for the rest of us. (Being a straight girl makes you unconventional on EA!)

I'm glad/sad to hear we share experience with "big pricks." I guess there's no escaping certain things.

But fess up - what's all this about "Neopets"? An underground cult? Satanic rites by moonlight? I've never, ever, heard of this before, and now I feel truly ancient. Did Children of the 90s really spend their time with Neopets when they should have been joining motorcycle gangs? Back in the 60s, there were women "groupies" who made casts of the penises of rock stars they'd bedded. Now that's what I call a useful channeling of libido.

[TeraNata (imported)]

Haha, I have to admit I'm a child of the 90s in a very literal way: I was born in 1990. While I probably would have accepted an invitation to join a motorcycle gang, they would possibly have found a nine year old girl detrimental to their image.

So I was stuck with my virtual pets, which I tended to diligently. They were cute, what can I say? The website's http://www.neopets.com/ , just looking at the homepage would give you a feeling for the horror that's invaded my sex life.

I think you may be interested in this article http://www.scientificamerican.com/artic ... he-phallus

The end of the line may have been the best place to be after all, haha.

Also, penis casts? How did they get them to stay still for that long?

[devi (imported)]

Whoa!!! Fantastic article on the phallus!

[dfinder (imported)]

Also, penis casts? How did they get them to stay still for that long?

TeraNata & others,

I've read a fairly detailed first-person account or interview with the 2 girls who did the rock-groupie penis-mold-making project, may have it on another hard drive but will have to search for it. They didn't necessarily bed the rockers in question but they did talk them into submitting their members for this opportunity to be immortalized. Somewhere you can see the plaster casts made from the molds (although I doubt it's at the Rock 'n Roll Museum Hall of Fame).

They worked as a team, the first girl (and project manager) who did all the setup work with molding materials, while her friend made sure the male member of the day was seriously erect for its meeting with destiny. I think there was a lot of oral attention involved. I have only seen a partial list of members thus immortalized but Jimi Hendrix was one of the better-known.

Finder

(would like to hear from others with more information ... lovely topic which is dear to my heart ... and kinks!)