Corny easter jokes

[augman7518 (imported)]

P.S.S. EASTER JOKES (as corny as can be)

Why as the Easter Bunny so upset?

He was having a bad hare day.

What do you call a line of rabbits walking backwards?

A receding hareline.

Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

Because his powder puff is on the other end!

[balletkyle (imported)]

I think someone has been eating too many of them little chocolate rasins the E bunny lays.....

This was my 100th post!.......

[StefanIsMe (imported)]

I think someone has been eating too many of them little chocolate rasins the E bunny lays.....

I have a wind-up bunny that you fill up with choclate raisins. You wind it up, and it hops across the table, pooping out little choclate raisin-turds every second or so.

I laugh my ass off every time I trot that thing out for company .

[bear501 (imported)]

Warning this joke is very sic.....

Why did Jesus die on the cross??? He forgot the safe word! I know I am going to H....

[balletkyle (imported)]

Warning this joke is very sic.....

Why did Jesus die on the cross??? He forgot the safe word! I know I am going to H....

I laughed, guess I'll be joining you there!:(

[noxmagnus (imported)]

Warning this joke is very sic.....

Why did Jesus die on the cross??? He forgot the safe word! I know I am going to H....

That will get you 10 Hail Mary's followed by 20 swats with a willow switch. Oh sorry, you didn't realize that Mary was a dominatrix?

[bear501 (imported)]

Oh! Please Sister Mary Mistress, may I have another!