Absolutely priceless

[augman7518 (imported)]

Subject: FW: ABSOLUTELY PRICELESS!!!!!

He said to me. . . I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it.

I said to him . . . You wear pants don't you?

He said to me. . ..... Shall we try swapping positions tonight?

She said . That's a good idea - you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart!

He said to me. ... What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?

I said to him . .....Turn sideways and look in the mirror!

He said to me. ..... Why don't women blink during foreplay?

I said to him.. . They don't have time

He said to me. . How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?

I said to him.. . We don't know; it has never happened.

He said to me. . Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and Good- looking?

I said to him. . . They already have boyfriends.

I said...What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?

He said. . . A widow.

He said to me. .. . Why aremarriedwomen heavier thansinglewomen?

I said to him. . . Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.

SEND THIS TO A SMART WOMAN WHO NEEDS A LAUGH AND TO THE GUYS YOU THINK CAN HANDLE IT

[williewoofer (imported)]

I love it, those are all so true!