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IbPervert (imported) wrote: Thu Feb 26, 2009 2:52 pm I wonder if Spock could prove that Jesus was from the Planet Vulcan????

On the other hand could he prove that Jesus wasn't from Vulcan?

Given Jesus's supernatural powers, his extreme rationality, his disapproval of tax gatherers and money changers, the probability exists that He was from Vulcan.

Hmm. This has now become an article of faith and if you do not believe that Jesus was from Vulcan you will go to Hell when you die and burn forever in the eternal flames.

And it will serve you right for not believing.

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He was a Hebrew not Arab he was from the line of David
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Hey, I LUV skinny girls, so if ever given a chance, I would use Olive Oyl too. Funny post. If Jesus had actually existed as a real historical person (which evidence suggests he did not) he probably would have been short, dark-skinned, and swarthy. There is no proof He existed at all, unless one uses the Gospels as "evidence"...which I do not. They were written way too late to have been a contemporary account, and there are NO contemporary accounts of his existence. None. Nada. Zilch. But, since we're talking about fictional characters, back to Olive Oyl... is she dating? I remember the movie version of Popeye, with Robin Williams, the gal that played Olive was Shelly something-or-other. She's hot, but like I said, I've always had a thing for skinny girls.
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Vulcans would say that eternal hell is not logical. But then if you understand the Hebrew behind his words of "Yeshua" you would know that he was not talking about an eternal hell without end.

Hebrews and Arabs along with Mesopotamia and Palestine (the descendents of Samaria) are all Semites. And the way that they fight and horde and don't listen to each other, you can tell they definately HAVE to be related. One cannot possibly be worse than the other. Can they? Ah, but then LOOK.
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