keep her.
-- David Bissonette
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After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just
can't face each other, but still they stay together.
-- Sacha Guitry
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By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a
bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
-- Socrates
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Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.
-- Anonymous
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The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, 'What
does a woman want?
-- Dumas
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I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.
-- Sigmund Freud
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'Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a
restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and
dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.'
-- Anonymous
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'There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic
banking. It's called marriage.'
-- Sam Kinison
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'I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the
second one didn't.'
-- James Holt McGavra
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Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you're right, shut up.
-- Patrick Murra
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The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it
once....
-- Nash
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You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.
-- Anonymous
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My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
-- Henny Youngman
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A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
-- Rodney Dangerfield
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A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: 'Wife wanted'. Next day he
received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: 'You can have
mine.'
-- Anonymous
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First Guy (proudly): 'My wife's an angel!'
Second Guy: 'You're lucky, mine's still alive.'
-- Anonymous
