Best line in a musical...

[Daughter (imported)]

Rocky Horror Picture Show "That's a sensitive subject. Another slice, anyone?" and Little Shop of Horros "I think I need a root canal. I definitely need a long, slow root canal!" top my list of favorites!

[kristoff]

All these shows are great. But what are the best lines from them?

[snakecharmer (imported)]

How about Monty Python's 'What is the Meaning of Life' song 'Sperm is Sacred'?

Every sperm is sacred.

Every sperm is good.

Every sperm is needed

In your neighbourhood.

Quite a song and I wince when I see the children singing these lines! I wonder if they really knew what they were singing about?

edited- Daughter, Rocky Horror Picture show was great! Been years since I've seen that and thrown the toast! LOL

[HairyHarry (imported)]

How about Monty Python's 'What is the Meaning of Life' song 'Sperm is Sacred'?

Every sperm is sacred.

Every sperm is good.

Every sperm is needed

In your neighbourhood.

Quite a song and I wince when I see the children singing these lines! I wonder if they really knew what they were singing about?

edited- Daughter, Rocky Horror Picture show was great! Been years since I've seen that and thrown the toast! LOL

I did wonder if the children seen in the bathtubs were really naked, and if so, what did the others think. And were there really that many children, or is it video trickery?

[randy (imported)]

Chad: WHAT TEAM?

The Basketball team: WILDCATS.

Chad: WHAT TEAM?

The Basketball team: WILDCATS.

Chad: WHAT TEAM?

The Basketball team: WILDCATS.

Chad: WILDCATS?

[Hash (imported)]

Daughter (love your avatar), is this what you had in mind? It's from "Y Tu Mama También"

A chorus of angels in heaven decreed -

What we did was truly a miraculous deed -

We never reckoned a geyser would explode -

The very second our passions jointly flowed -

Now millions of stars spilled out into the sky!

We came together.

You and You and I.

http://www.furious.com/perfect/adultmusicals.html

[Daughter (imported)]

Hehehe... That's awesome!