Best line in a musical...

[Daughter (imported)]

Just had to share this...

The other night I was watching "Reefer Madness" the musical. There's a scene where Jimmy, once a good boy now turned crazed pot-head, meets Jesus. Jesus does this cute little musical number during which he tells Jimmy that essentially, smoking marijuana will send him to Hell where he'll be castrated. Then, all the angels sing...

"Rama lama... They're gonna get your ding dong!"

[calmeilles (imported)]

Cabaret

Brian: Oh Fuck Maximilian!

Sally: I do!

Brian: So do I!

[tugon (imported)]

A Chorus Line

"Tits, when am I going to grow tits?"

[micropenis (imported)]

The best one I ever heard was in Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs. The scene when the dwarfs first meet Snow White, Doc says "What are you and who are you doing? I mean...who are you and what are you doing?"

That never fails to make me laugh.

[bonnesteele (imported)]

Who the fuck watches musicals?

[tugon (imported)]

Who the fuck watches musicals?

Why the fuck did you respond?

[A-1 (imported)]

Who the fuck watches musicals?

OMG!

Get thyself to a VIDEO store and rent...

1. Hello Dolly!

2. Chicago

3. GREASE

4. Phantom of the Opera

...you need a little humanity and the musical is one way of getting there...

...watch one with a friend or lover...

...but be CAREFUL... they are SO addictive, especially if you like to have a good time and enjoy the company of the ones that you care for...

[calmeilles (imported)]

Add:

5. West Side Story

6. Cabaret

7. Moulin Rouge

[tugon (imported)]

Let us not forget

La Cage Aux Folles

A Chorus Line

Dreamgirls

In The Heights

[Taylor (imported)]

God, I love musicals!

Moulin Rouge was wonderful.

Don't forget Fiddler on the Roof and more recently, Across the Universe by Julie Taymor. She also did an very visual production of Titus Antronicus starring Anthony Hopkins titled Titus. I highly recommend it.

T.