My first message as a new member to you...

[spdd (imported)]

I would like to write often in German language, because my English is not so fluent, and sometimes I have to find the correct words to describe I like to explain. Please give me your feedback, and I will respond to you.

I had a hard time reading that Afrikaaner Korps -story of yours but I understood it with some thinking and re-reading of the sentence.

it is worth translating on the contrary to the rest of the kraut stuff that has been flooded here all these years.

it really turned me on to think of me as a white man to come to Afrika and all those black women there have spent their

time practising their asshole in order to be familiar with the situation they shall be in when meeting me.

oh ,

my dick is getting reeeally hard now writing this.

The problem is, that I love my wife, and I never could troubl

e here and get divorced by the reason of my fantasy.

it's not a p

roblem. a wife is something you should be grateful of.

Stop the world, I want to get off.

Best regards



You should get a hold of yourself and fuck your wife.

For the sake of honour!

I've been denied by women in the street, in the army, in the beach and in the dancing places. yet I shall never surrender.

never was I depressed.

until this last time, I made a date on internet and she turned out to be from this world(not too good looking)

and I thought I had a swell chance to get her and I fell in love with her as she was so cool and talked about

herself and she had gone the army and had a wiiide bottom which caused me to moan of pleasure when it touched me as

we sat close to each other and so on. she was not perfect, she was uglier than I and was pierced and smoked

but she was so fucking cool and sexy.

I started dreaming of licking and kissing her ass-hole and only pause to burp out her farts.

But the next day she said she ain't interested in me and told me to manage life without her.

I was devastated.

everything lost its meaning.

Nothing mattered anymore.

For one day I was a zombie.

the next day I had a broken voice and cried often.

the third day I was very sad and everything which reminded me of that day with her was

like a knife ran in my heart.

these days would have been a total blackout-mayhem if it wouldn't have been for Finnish military marches,

listening to them one can be, although ones heart is broken and the tears are running.

the fourth day I was still missing her but thought that I can have her although she is not here,

she is my queen although kilometres away.

Nowadays I don't even miss her because I am not attracted to her anymore, her spell of attraction on me

broke when she had been away from me for so long I didn't anymore have a memory strong enough of her

to feel attraction. I just remember her, that's all.

I do however remember that the first day of grief I thought seriously it would be better to be castrated than

to get ones heart broken. Now I'm back to my senses and realize I won't break my heart again if I just don't make

dates with women getting them to talk to me, be near me and so on.

and so what if I would date and my heart would break a second time, there is Finnish military marches.

[Paolo]

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it is worth translating on the contrary to the rest of the kraut stuff that has been flooded here all these years.

spdd,

Is English your first language?

Talk about the pot and the fucking kettle.

And by the way, the proper adjective here would be "German" or "Deutsch" and not "kraut."

Paolo - 75% German, 15% Scot, with a touch of Italian and a Jew in there for good measure. 100% American.

Btw, it's also better than the 'dickhead' stuff I toss OUT every day in the story tank.

:realpisse :shot191:

[Sugar (imported)]

Thanks for the reply. Inderstand where you're coming from! That's certainly OK. Good luck! I just guess we're into different things? I'm not a real reader or author of Fantasy, but it is OK. Hope you do well! ---- Sugar

[spdd (imported)]

spdd,

Is English your first language?

Fuck no red-neck!

Finnish and Swedish I can better than English.

Talk about the pot and the fucking kettle.

I cannot look up red necked hickory-dickory-dock sayings

in a word-book (dictionary) so if you try to tell me something

speak philosophically.

And by the way, the proper adjective here would be "German" or "Deutsch" and not "kraut."

whatever, still I would like to read all Afrikaanär Kåår stories

in bad english rather than in good dåitsch so now you know it

and either fulfill my wishes or then not if you're so inclined.

[Charlieje (imported)]

Welcome, Cutme!

I feel so very inadequate here, with all this German and such like flying around, and I am a mere Canadian (make that FORMER Canadian), now American, but whatever I am, I can't speak German. Nevertheless, WELCOME, CUTME!

[Sugar (imported)]

What's all this crap about language? You ought to be ashamed of yourselves! Finnish, Swedish, German, etc. are all good. I'm jsut an old Irish bitch! What is that a "Mic" or Mik"? There's nothing wrong with being a "Kraut"! I'm in the US East, and most of us came from Europe! My people were the "Drunk Fighting Irish" ---- "John L. Sullivan", etc. Stop this crap about language, nationality, etc.! Basic Americans and Europeans came from the same melting pot, and I'm proud of it! Were're not the terror idiots that exist in the world today! We're on the road together, so cut the "shit" out! I wish I could do German, but I'm too stupid! I'm 51 yrs old, have traveled a lot; and know what I'm talking about! If the "Kraut" want's to write German, that's fine! Maybe I could communicate in "Galic"!

[Master Waddie (imported)]

Only if you're color coordinated and properly accessorized, Dear!

Master Waddie :p

[Paolo]

What's all this crap about language?

In regards to my reply to spdd, which HE wont' be reading, I'm sure, my problem has been his continuing venomous replies in language that is just as hard to read and understand as the language he complains about. Hence my reference to the pot calling the kettle black!

For those who don't know, that an old American saying meaning that if what you do is just as bad as what someone else does, then you have NO room to criticize them!

I really don't care about grammar all that much; it's the latest batch of snippy and sometime hateful remarks and some of the email I've received that is beginning to worry me.

Let me put it to you all this way - if you're not in a good mood and you're just itching to fight with someone, do it SOMEWHERE else or chill out before you make a post here. If someone is bothering you here, or you have a problem with anything or anyone, let one of us know.

[spdd (imported)]

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What's all this crap about language?

In regards to my reply to spdd, which HE wont' be reading, I'm sure, my problem has been his continuing venomous replies in language that is just as hard to read and understand as the language he complains about. Hence my reference to the pot calling the kettle black!

For those who don't know, that an old American saying meaning that if what you do is just as bad as what someone else does, then you have NO room to criticize them!

I really don't care about grammar all that much; it's the latest batch of snippy and sometime hateful remarks and some of the email I've received that is beginning to worry me.

Let me put it to you all this way - if you're not in a good mood and you're just itching to fight with someone, do it SOMEWHERE else or chill out before you make a post here. If someone is bothering you here, or you have a pr
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oblem with anything or anyone, let one of us know.



I do not know if you will understand what I now say, but

all I said was that I rather read Herberts English than

his dåitsch. bad or good english, you tell me! 'cause I don't

give a flying fuck as long as one tells about

something interesting, which he does, you never have.

besides, Herbert said he has bad english and said he therefore prefers to use dåitsch and asked for comments.

I think it is a bit dubius that you refer to me and Herbert as

pot and kettle whereas you would in your opinion be

something above us just because this international languange

is your first language.

Paolo, use your full brain-capacity to read this last line:

I SAID I WANT HERBERT TO WRITE IN ENGLISH NO MATTER HOW

BAD BECAUSE IT TAKES ME HALF AN HOUR TO DECIPHER HIS

DÅITSCH DESPITE THE FACT THAT I'M SURE IT IS PERFECT DÅITSCH.

GOT IT?

still not?

well then leave either medication or moderation.

[Cutme (imported)]

Hi Everybody,

please let's finish now this discussion, about the language. Ok, I think international language is English, and I like to use it. And in case Somebody answers in a rough way, so I'am not disturbed. I like to understand all the different mentality of all members, because we are all humans, and we all are failing sometimes. Forget about that, and let us focus to the targets of our mutial interests. In case my English sometimes is not as perfect as yours, please excuse. I will try harder!

Best regards

Herbert!