If that was directed at me, I stand by my remarks that
simply because I am a surgically castrated eunuch. Aside from providing masturbation material, what is the point of asking somebody to send a picture of your genital area after surgery?
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If that was directed at me, I stand by my remarks that
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Listen, my friend.
Paolo was talking to me. Yes, of this you may be sure...
He was remarking about my remark about the picture thing. It is O.K. Think calming thoughts. Paolo means well, as do we all.
We have to realize that there are a lot of cultures from all over the world here on this board. That being so, we all still have one BIG thing in common.
WE are all CRAZY,
...except perhaps you and a few others. Please ignore the rest of us and consider the source.
I feel so crazy
Paolo, he he he...eh? The only thing that is up in my back yard is the daffodils.
Be careful and don't fall in the pool...O.K.? It is hard enough to open in May without dead bodies floating around.
And watch out for my crazy neighbors...I live next door to a big rectum in the lodge...
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Paolo was talking to me. Yes, of this you may be sure...
He was remarking about my remark about the picture thing. It is O.K. Think calming thoughts. Paolo means well, as do we all.
We have to realize that there are a lot of cultures from all over the world here on this board. That being so, we all still have one BIG thing in common.
WE are all CRAZY,
...except perhaps you and a few others. Please ignore the rest of us and consider the source.
I feel so crazy
Paolo, he he he...eh? The only thing that is up in my back yard is the daffodils.
Be careful and don't fall in the pool...O.K.? It is hard enough to open in May without dead bodies floating around.
And watch out for my crazy neighbors...I live next door to a big rectum in the lodge...
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Andrew,
That WAS directed at A-1; I should have been more clear.
However, it sounds as if you view yourself as a smartass?! Believe me, there's nothing in any of your posts, other than the jokes, which could even be considered 'smartass remarks.'
That WAS directed at A-1; I should have been more clear.
However, it sounds as if you view yourself as a smartass?! Believe me, there's nothing in any of your posts, other than the jokes, which could even be considered 'smartass remarks.'
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Hell, I feel downright embarrassed. Before this the only time I considered myself a "SMART" ass was when my hemorrhoids started itching...
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A-1 (imported) wrote: Thu Apr 04, 2002 7:13 pm Hell, I feel downright embarrassed. Before this the only time I considered myself a "SMART" ass was when my hemorrhoids started itching...
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You had hemmoroids! AND ADMIT IT.
Well folks here is the true definition of a smart ass in the form of a question.
What's a smart ass?
A smart ass can sit on an ice cream cone and tell you the flavor.
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For those of you who are in a massive depression because I refuse to send you a picture of myself after castration, perhaps I can offer a substitute. I seemed to remember that an EU member had a web site of pictures of castrates. I checked it out, it is still there, including the pictures. Go to...
http://www.geocities.com/jofy6669/
Hope this helps.
http://www.geocities.com/jofy6669/
Hope this helps.
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You say...
Well, yes. Mostly they were from irritation from drinking too much cola beverages. They were all internal. Usually, I bled once or twice a month. Occasionally, I would stain underwear. Never could bring myself to use a tampax, though like Vi suggested.
So, it was a medical problem, you see. It went away when I quit drinking so much cola. I have a feeling that they started because I used to squat and dead-lift EXTREMELY heavy weights for my frame size.
At one time I could bench, squat and dead-lift a composite of well over 1200 lbs. I quit lifting when I was about 38. I had a protruding dick..er DISK.
The damned doctor's office nurse actually sent that (protruding dick) to my insurance company as a diagnosis!. They sent it back to me and asked me to have it corrected. It wasn't funny at the time. Vi still claims that my horniness should be called exactly that. "A PROTRUDING DICK" and classified as a medical problem.
Now, I find it HILARIOUS!
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Well, yes. Mostly they were from irritation from drinking too much cola beverages. They were all internal. Usually, I bled once or twice a month. Occasionally, I would stain underwear. Never could bring myself to use a tampax, though like Vi suggested.
So, it was a medical problem, you see. It went away when I quit drinking so much cola. I have a feeling that they started because I used to squat and dead-lift EXTREMELY heavy weights for my frame size.
At one time I could bench, squat and dead-lift a composite of well over 1200 lbs. I quit lifting when I was about 38. I had a protruding dick..er DISK.
The damned doctor's office nurse actually sent that (protruding dick) to my insurance company as a diagnosis!. They sent it back to me and asked me to have it corrected. It wasn't funny at the time. Vi still claims that my horniness should be called exactly that. "A PROTRUDING DICK" and classified as a medical problem.
Now, I find it HILARIOUS!
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I guess your lucky. I got a severe case of hemmoroids after being drugged and gang raped. I am just thankful that they placed me on my stomach as I was very ill that night.
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I guess your lucky. I got a severe case of hemmoroids after being drugged and gang raped. I am just thankful that they placed me on my stomach as I was very ill that night.
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Plezhurus,
You poor baby! Gang raped, huh? Can't do much for trauma like that other than offer to listen. Was once a pretty damn good therapist but got out of it cause the trees kept growing to near the forest!
But I sure as hell have a guaranteed home remedy to love them hemorrhoids away; however, if you're as pretty as that picture you have in your sig box it may take quite a few intensive, in depth sessions to insure complete healing. For best results, the remedy must be applied on the back of a Harley in the middle of the desert under a warm California sky!
(Don't take any of this to heart, Son! I'm just a dirty old man who took his weekend allotment of Viagra early this morning and felt like yanking your chain.)
My deepest respect,
Master Waddie :p
You poor baby! Gang raped, huh? Can't do much for trauma like that other than offer to listen. Was once a pretty damn good therapist but got out of it cause the trees kept growing to near the forest!
But I sure as hell have a guaranteed home remedy to love them hemorrhoids away; however, if you're as pretty as that picture you have in your sig box it may take quite a few intensive, in depth sessions to insure complete healing. For best results, the remedy must be applied on the back of a Harley in the middle of the desert under a warm California sky!
(Don't take any of this to heart, Son! I'm just a dirty old man who took his weekend allotment of Viagra early this morning and felt like yanking your chain.)
My deepest respect,
Master Waddie :p
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I am sorry that happened to you.
Rape is a bad thing no matter what sex or sexual preference one happens to have. Rape is always a crime of power not passion. It is done to belittle the victim.
You are headed in the right direction, though. If they had left you laying on your back you could have died from aspiration. In other words things could have been worse.
There is no way that you are responsible for what happened. You are a survivor. Try to find a counsellor at a rape crisis center who might talk to you if you have not worked your way through the grief stages.
Don't try to handle a tragedy like this without help.
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Rape is a bad thing no matter what sex or sexual preference one happens to have. Rape is always a crime of power not passion. It is done to belittle the victim.
You are headed in the right direction, though. If they had left you laying on your back you could have died from aspiration. In other words things could have been worse.
There is no way that you are responsible for what happened. You are a survivor. Try to find a counsellor at a rape crisis center who might talk to you if you have not worked your way through the grief stages.
Don't try to handle a tragedy like this without help.
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