Substitute for cum

[VeeJay (imported)]

Can anybody tell me what readily available substance most resembles cum in colour and consistancy. I need this information for a story I am thinking of writing in which a man seems to have... Oops! I nearly gave away part of the plot.

VeeJay

[theGelded1 (imported)]

Devon cream I should think, then again any heavy cream would be close in apearance

[tugon (imported)]

Plain yougurt. I also though Ivory dishwashing liquid in water looked like cum. On the other hand I do no think there is a true substitute for the real thing.

[Losethem (imported)]

I'm with Tugon. The porn industry uses Ivory liquid detergent as a substitute.

[Eunuken (imported)]

I would think that some Hair Conditioners would also look like it.

Ken

[randy (imported)]

invisible ink.

[The Lurker (imported)]

I knew a guy once who would go to porn theaters with a warm bottle of ivory Liquid Soap. When the scene would get hot he would pretend to be excited an then shoot the soap into the hair of the guy in front of him. And then quickly exit...

[BernadetteTS (imported)]

Egg white mixed with salt and a drop of clorox bleach. The taste says "I can't believe it's not cum."

[VeeJay (imported)]

Thanks,

I think I'll go with Ivory liquid in my story - if I ever get around to writing it.

[Falcon (imported)]

"Corn Huskers Hand Lotion" if you can find it.