A-1 (imported) wrote: Thu Nov 20, 2008 4:24 pm Well, you can be sure that it wasn't me.
If my wife did that I would probably go into cardiac arrest and she could find more excitement from the proceeds of the life insurance...
...however, if my heart made it past the strain of the shock,...LK OUT!
...however, if you want to stop someone from having sex, you can always marry them...
...unless you are Gay and live in California... then I don't know how you could stop them...
K OUT!
Your wife has told you that she is spending the weekend with her girlfriend at the Springs and you are batching it for the weekend, but you come home and find her waiting for you, masked and in dominatrix leather and wearing an unfamiliar, but heady perfume. You go through the whole role play thing with her giving you orders by pushing and pointing, but saying nothing. The excitement is almost unbearable and the sex is fabulous, the best you have had in years. You are still tied to the bed when, she takes off the mask and you realize that it's your next door neighbor's wife who is about the same physical build as yours. THAT's when you nearly have a cardiac arrest!
