So Ya Wanna Be Married...

[A-1 (imported)]

Three women friends, one in a casual relationship, one engaged to be married and one a long-time wife, met for drinks after work. The conversation eventually drifted towards how best to spice up their sex lives.

After much discussion, they decided to surprise their men by engaging in some S&M role playing.

The following week they met up again to compare notes. Sipping her drink, the single girl leered and said, "Last Friday at the end of the work day I went to my boyfriend's office wearing a leather coat. When all the other people had left, I slipped out of it and all I had on was a leather bodice, black stockings and stiletto heels. He was so aroused that we made mad passionate love on his desk right then and there!"

The engaged woman giggled and said, "That's pretty much my story! When my fiancé got home last Friday, he found me waiting for him in a black mask, leather bodice, black hose and stiletto pumps. He was so turned on that we not only made love all night, he wants to move up our wedding date!

The married woman put her glass down and said, "I did a lot of planning. I made arrangements for the kids to stay over at Grandma's. I took a long scented-oil bath and then put on my best perfume. I slipped into a tight leather bodice, a black garter belt, black stockings and six-inch stilettos. I finished it off with a black mask, ready for action.

When my husband got home from work, he grabbed a beer and the remote, sat down and yelled,

"Hey, Batman, what's for dinner?"

[Daughter (imported)]

I can tell you this much.... I'd have found an orifice to cram the remote, and another in which to cram the beer!

[Eunics Wife (imported)]

I dressed up like Wonder Woman once upon a time. I feel better now knowing that I'm not the only unfortunate wife with a hubby with a sorry sense of humor.

[A-1 (imported)]

HA...

Well, you can be sure that it wasn't me.

If my wife did that I would probably go into cardiac arrest and she could find more excitement from the proceeds of the life insurance...

...however, if my heart made it past the strain of the shock,...LK OUT!



...however, if you want to stop someone from having sex, you can always marry them...

...unless you are Gay and live in California... then I don't know how you could stop them...

[Daughter (imported)]

I have come to learn that it's not about the outfit as much as it is about the boots. Leather... Heels.... The right footwear will bring any man to his knees.

[A-1 (imported)]

I have come to learn that it's not about the outfit as much as it is about the boots. Leather... Heels.... The right footwear will bring any man to his knees.

...or you can simply be barefoot, it is all according to how you deliver the blow...

[jemagirl (imported)]

I have come to learn that it's not about the outfit as much as it is about the boots. Leather... Heels.... The right footwear will bring any man to his knees.

Especially with a well placed kick...

[calmeilles (imported)]

Especially with a well placed kick...

Some, however, have gained a certain immunity.

[Richard_Less (imported)]

Some, however, have gained a certain immunity.

But at what cost...

[calmeilles (imported)]

But at what cost...

Used to be circa $2k. Don't know what current rates might be.