A man and a women were getting drunk together at a bar. As their inebriation rose so did the belligerency of their conversation. Finally, the man told the woman to "go piss up a rope" in response to something she had said and an actual pissing contest was on. She challenged him to go out into the alley and see who could piss higher up the wall. He accepted the challenge and they walked out to the alley behind the bar followed by several witnesses eager to see an actual pissing contest. She approached the wall, dropped her panties and pulled up her skirt, and leaning back to get a better loft on her stream, let fly. The onlookers were surprised at how high she was able to piss on the wall. The man approached the wall, and unzipped his trousers, confident that he could top her efforts, but his confidence was immediately ended when she insisted on a level pissing field just before he let fly by saying, "No hands!";)
