Attention users.

[A-1 (imported)]

Please tell me that you are kidding about the Kool non-filters. I haven't smoked one of those since I was 17. (My God, over 30 years ago)

Anyway, smoking is O.K. for the James Dean types. Unfortunately, he has been dead since 1957. For the rest of us it is a (KOOL) fantasy, or at least it ought to be.

If not, for safety's sake go have a line tattooed about 1 centimeter below your nipple line. When the lungs fill up to the line then you should quit for sure!

<Cough> A-1 <Cough>

[Paolo]

Marlboro menthol with the filter snipped off.

Kool sucks!

And cigarettes didn't kill James Dean, ya know. A car did.

[madscientist (imported)]

Marlboro menthol with the filter snipped off.

Kool sucks!

And cigarettes didn't kill James Dean, ya know. A car did.

He may have dropped a cigarette into his lap & was thus too distracted to avoid an accident.

[plezherus (imported)]

Thera-Flu, camel nonfilters, and a seventy hour work week. Hell that'll reduce your sex drive faster than a fat lady, with a yeast infection on a torn up mattress.

You young lads don't know how good you have it. Now get back to work, all-ya-all.

-plezherus