Gov. Palin gave a speech last night. She wanted to give people who dont know her a chance to meet her. Like John McCain.
-Jay Leno
John McCain lasted 5 1/2 years in a POW camp in North Vietnam even he couldnt get through Joe Liebermans speech at the Republican Convention last night.
-David Letterman
Sarah Palin spoke at the Republican Convention last night. She says shes opposed to same-sex marriage. Palin said, Everyone knows marriage isnt for gay people its for pregnant teenagers.
-Conan O'Brien
TV did great last night. The new version of Beverly Hills 90210 premiered last night. It was a mix of the old has-beens of the old show, teamed with the sexy nobodys of the new show kind if like TVs version of the Republican ticket.
-Craig Ferguson
Dick Cheney did not attend the convention in Minnesota. Apparently, he had already scheduled a heart attack.
-David Letterman
Were learning more and more from Gov. Palin . . . apparently her daughters name is Juno.
-Jay Leno
John McCains vice president choice, Sarah Palin, is an avid hunter. Lets see a vice president who likes guns . . . well, what could go wrong there?
-David Letterman
John McCains running mate, Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin, has revealed that her 17-year-old daughter is pregnant. The family said, We should never have introduced her to John Edwards.
-Conan O'Brien
There seems to be more coverage of Hurricane Gustav than the convention. Both very different, of course. Ones a stormy blast of wind that throws mud everywhere . . . the others Hurricane Gustav.
-Craig Ferguson
Bush appeared at the Republican Convention live via satellite. Which Bush calls live via magic.
-Conan O'Brien
